What are you talking about? Cramming idiotic fetishes together is pretty much what keeps the internet going. Granted, it also makes the internet a horrible, horrible place, but there you go.

Like thats hard to do on the Internet.

Hey, the sky is blue! Grass is green!

Its mostly like shooting fish in a barrell. Cthulhu like fish, but fish none the less.

Cthulhu as in the fish are giant, or as in the fish will devour your sanity?

I'm guessing both.

hey guys lovecraft

i'm guessing lovecraft

Nah, we've had numerous dry spells of banality.

Very few really evil vids.

Yeah that would show Scientology what for. Or show those Anonymous kids up as a bunch of boring blowjobs, one or the other.

It's a synthesizer of some kind, dude.

And yes it's creepy... And retarded

Using a synthesized voice is a reminder that who ever made this doesn't have a single connection to actual women.

Or that using a normal human woman wouldn't just be realistic enough for a bodybuilder... vampire... thing.

Oh God! Did you watch any of them? I was too afraid.

I'd do that Wendy McMaster chick, really I'd just try to hold on while she has her violent roided way with me and I try not to cry too much.

I can't fucking stop.

Boy, remember when people actually used the term "uncanny valley" correctly?

You motherfucking religious bigot.