really, batman and robin doesn't need one of these. it's awfulness is incomparable and without recess.
still, 5 for making the pill quicker to swallow.
|Caminante Nocturno |
The entire movie is like this. Every second.
Schute me upp unkle alphredd
|Maggot Brain |
It's just like the 60s TV series but with worse costumes.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Poison Ivy as Bette Midler in...Gypsy!
Set design by Fredericks of Hollywood!
Sound effects from Hell!
Arnold Schwartzenagger as Bela Legosi as Mr. Freeze!
Chris O'Donnell as Every College Asshole you've Ever Known!
Also, when he says "What killed the dinosaurs?" I really expect him to say "ME!!!"
Swartzenegger IS the giant brain!
What is the origin of the sound effect at the very end?
|Jeff Fries |
Fuck man pizzas canceled fuck
Alfred me suit up Superman work alone ice age!
Joel Schumacher has a unique talen for raping other people's creative inspiration, and this is the best we've ever seen of that.
don't wait up al!
I'll cancel the pizzas!
"Batman and Robin is not the worst movie made. No indeed. It is the worst THING ever made. Yes, it's the worst thing ever made in recorded history."
Thanks, now I don't have to watch the whole movie.
Schumacher is supposedly a leather fetishist too, so let that one sink in during the Batass closeups.
I couldn't even get through a minute of this.
NON-STOP GRAPPLING HOOK ACTION
Missing my favorite moment though (Bane going "BOMB. BOMB. BOMB").
With this, you can pinpoint the exact moment he destroyed the entire franchise. That would be the credit card scene. Oh, look, the expiration date is "forever."
that "frozen robin" prop probably cost more than you make in a year
Holy christ, my brain!
When Batman said "Hi Freeze, I'm Batman" I half expected to hear Ranier Wolfcastle going "ICE TU MEET YU!!!"
I would just like to interject that while everyone loves quoting and poking fun at the "hello my pretty" line, I'm assuming it was an intentional reference to Barbarella.
Apart from that....please proceed.
It's been so long... I'd go over the wall for you, my true love.
That was me yeah I did it all by myself
|Jimmy Labatt |
A movie so awful it (much like the works Sophocles and Shakespeare) truly transcends time.
A billion stars for the Price is Right epic fail music at the end.
|Midnight Man |
A little too long. Should have edited it down to the high lights (low lights?)
|Cinnamon Imperialist |
I had forgotten so much of this.
dancing pink gorilla
I lost it when Arnold yelled out "HI!!!!!!"
Because a hat makes Bane look normal!
and I couldn't make it to the end but do they at least include "Wax Lips"? because that's the only part of the movie I remember, the rest of it is blocked from my mind.
Jesus, I didn't think I'd be sitting through the whole fucking movie -- AGAIN. It was painful enough the first time.
-1 for leaving out the security guard crying"ACID?!?!"
+2 for showing the rubber icicles.
The acid line was in the preceding film, which gets overshadowed by this one in regards to awfulness.
You're right, Caminante... it was that stupid trap by Two-Face.. I just mixed them in my head into one awful scene involving a bank vault filling with acid, a ridiculous guard, and then Batman & Robin skysurfing on metal doors.
Poison Ivy action figures did not actually come with Bane.
The title suggests that this should either be a dead link or the end credits.
Was that Colonel Lynch at the beginning ?
The 'ignorance of physics' tag is tragically still inactive...
ASS! CROTCH! ASS! CROTCH! TITS! ASS!
What a crock of a film.
I still liked it better than Batman Forever.
|Shotgun Jackson |
wow $140 million to make that turd... it made $282 million world wide....
Every time I think I have something to comment on, something even more ridiculous comes along.
I just don't know anymore.
|Plan B |
a BAT bomb?!
i can't believe i watched the whole thing. again. this was torture. i forgot how bad the movie was and how much i hated it.
although i could have sworn i could remember more terrible, terrible mr. freeze lines.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
So bad I saw it twice! My favorite part was when Uncle Alfred reveals that he's designed a costume for his niece, and it looks like something out of Irving Klaw! The only thing missing was the Angora!
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
I liked Shwarzzenegger in this, by the way. He seemed to be having a lot of fun. It was as if at any moment he'd crack up, laugh uncontrollably, turn to the audience and "Well, this is a real piece of shit, eh? I'm getting millions of dollars for this; why are YOU here?"
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