|Cinnamon Imperialist |
Baby-eating mustelids, wooo
it's like a Wolverine Mini XL
|Caminante Nocturno |
What a jerk.
|wtf japan |
I was hoping for a zoom-in, eyeball popping open moment after the snakebite.
"Fuck you, snake, you're dinner!"
I want to fight one of these guys.
|Mad Struggle |
It seems that if you're less than ten times bigger than a honey badger and one runs up on you, your shit is RUINED.
Marv of the animals
I like how he treats his groupie birds.
"Get the FUCK outta my way, scrub."
Did that thing just take out a green mamba?
Nature's Baddest Motherfucker.
|Jimmy Labatt |
Coming up next: a video where he scarfs down a rhino
Despite all the footage they showed of the badger eating snakes, the badger's favorite meal is a mushroom-mushroom!
"In one case, shown on an episode of Animal Planet, an old female honey badger that was nearly toothless and had one blind eye was attacked by a leopard. It took the leopard about one hour to kill the honey badger."
I've read stories of them biting off the testicles of lions.
also, i can imagine him with an eye patch and two teeth left screaming "Oi! Manchester!"
I've found my fursona!
In terms of reincarnation, where does the honey badger rank? What do you have to do in life, to come back as this tank of a mammal?
Or kill 50 people and devour theirs.
|Mike Tyson?! |
That mother fucker slept off a PUFF ADDER BITE. THEN ATE THE BODY.
They migrated from North America. Scientists know this because they've found fossilized remains of great white sharks who had their asses completely kicked.
I also realized why it's got the pussy name "honey badger" and that is try to doctor its image. But this thing is an insane killing machine and you can't change that by giving something a faggy name, science.
Marvel needs to put out an issue where wolverine fights a honey badger, not a themed villain mind you, just a honey badger.
He carves a bloody swath through the savanna.
2:50-3:15 is pure fucking badass.
oh my god. wikipedia says these fuckers know how to use tools. one of them is on video pushing a log so he can climb up and eat a baby bird. these dudes are terrifying.
I saw a vid where the little fucker was ringing a doorbell.
For some reason what really got me was "the digging lifestyle"
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
I want this as a shadowrun totem.
I... I think that's maybe the first Shadowrun reference I've seen here.
Well, that's it. The floodgates are open.
Thank god they don't have opposable thumbs.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
Man that thing doesn't give a FUCK.
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