Hodge
Did you really have to use that unfunny Simpsons reference?

snothouse
How about the old "finger through the hole" at the end?

citrusmirakel
...and then eventually, it gets marketed to Xtreem assholes, which is essentially a modernized version of rednecks anyway.

Xenocide
I hope that before they switched to Hippies, they made a few more ads like this one.

Sean Robinson
Moonshine diabetes juice...

my God, it all fits!

Sudan no1
When I was growing up I thought they called it Mountain Dew because eXtreme sports snowboarders drank it. Shows what a good advertising campaign can accomplish.

William Burns
A drink called "Crystal Methamphetamine" would sell really well.

wtf japan
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine_(drink)

j lzrd / swift idiot
Unfortunately, as much as I'd like to see them harken back to the original Mountain Dew angle on their advertising, there's just no way on Earth you could put that one over on a modern-day censor board. It'd be rejected overnight, and the guy on the ad firm who brought it up as a good idea would probably get canned the day after that.

Accursed censor boards, and your legislated morality; I want goofy cartoon yokels selling me a soda!