JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I sat through this whole fucking thing thinking surely there's a punchline, surely this fucking Quaalude sounding jesus gangsta can't be for real. I have never been this mad at the fucking internet. If I could I would kill myself right now and post it myself on youtube as a response to this video.

If driving me into a suicidal rage isn't 5 star Poe material I don't know what is.

FUCK!

aviators and earrings...k, you convinced me to live one more day dude

How does one phonetically spell out: "Don't kill yourself," with a drawl?

I'm betting he sustained brain damage in a previous suicide attempt.

I swear he's high.

He must be pretty miserable if going to hell, for all eternity, would make things thousands of times worse.

-2 because of overall stupidity of this.

+3 because although stupid, he might actually save some douche bag out there.

But what if you have a dull, droning, stupid-sounding speaking voice? Surely, God would forgive you then?

kill yourself.