JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I sat through this whole fucking thing thinking surely there's a punchline, surely this fucking Quaalude sounding jesus gangsta can't be for real. I have never been this mad at the fucking internet. If I could I would kill myself right now and post it myself on youtube as a response to this video.
If driving me into a suicidal rage isn't 5 star Poe material I don't know what is.