|Cinnamon Imperialist |
This loses some stars for the erratic, rapid-cutting camera but regains some of them for Paul Giamatti and Clive Owen being in the same scene.
Cool movie, by the way. Great with friends.
lol he rote a swear
|Aubrey McFate |
It was OK until Giamatti made it funny.
Even Giamatti couldn't save this train wreck.
No. That is not allowed.
If you try to make a shit movie and succeed, you are still left with a shit movie. I loved Grindhouse. This movie was like being beaten with a sack of oranges.
They should have had a little head in the lower right-hand corner of the screen winking at you at all times. Then at the end of the diner scene he could have gotten really big and gone 'You've survived so far, ShootEmUp, now face me, the final boss!' and Clive Owen takes out his enormous cock and skull fucks him to death. Even if that had happened it would have been a fucking abomination of a film.
It seems not even worth mentioning, but another problem this movie had was no minibosses. They're trying to make fun of this whole genre and they left out something like that? HACK.
|Magical Man from Happy-Land |
I loved this movie.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
no idea about the film, but good scene
This movie was shit.
THE MOVIE SUCKS THEREFORE ALL OF IT SUCKS
I didn't think this was great, but I'm giving it points for originality and the counter-response.
I think this scene is actually a great encapsulation of the the film. When this scene ended, I knew I was going to like the rest of it. I was right.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
This movie is the litmus test for if you're normal, or a giant fucking faggot.
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