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I'm sure it would make more sense if there was some context... I'm sure of it.
Don't you get it... THAT IS THE CONTEXT!
No go and write fanfic about it.
That is the best fight scene ever. Even better than the guy in a rowboat.
You can't think this sort of thing up on purpose.
I want this guy on my side when the Langoliers come for me.
Inspiration for the SMB enemy?
I actually own this movie. It's a shitty shitty movie repackaged and sold in America as "Drunken Wu-Tang".
Or "Taoism Drunkard" Coreography by Yuen Wo Ping if you can believe it.
Tickle Me Elmo anyone?
I hope aliens land some day and this is all that's left for them.
The final two seconds are pure gold.
The first second or two was fucking scary. I wouldn't want that thing chomping on me.
But would you want it examining your breasts, ooga?
it's like the tomato with feet from "dark star" only weirder
I want to see this thing fight Mr CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE and his lover.
I need closure.
it's funny until it visits you in your dreams
I hate these new 4th ed Beholders...