Oh, the humanity!
it is a cat and therefore it offends me
It's cute now, but wait until you're kidnapped by Dr. Cyclops.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
tiny claws - 10s of them
Christ, look at that fucking thing. It's like a living teddy bear. Cute things think that thing is cute.
"some people say it's wrong for an adult man to be wearing diapers and making baby sounds; to be spoon-fed by a nanny. Some people say it's perverse and should not be allowed to persist; that it's degenerate and harmful to the individual. But I say it's just who I am, is in good fun, and what happens behind closed doors should stay there, thank you very much."
He thinks he's a little bear.
AHHH MAH GAWWWWD
That is possibly the cutest thing ever. All other cute things in life will now be judged in comparison to this! I pity them, lol.
|andru strange |
i don't get it... possibly because i'm straight.
OMG UR THEFLU!!1 BECUZ U DONT LIKE VIDEO!!!
you're a girl?! sweet! in that case i would like to please fuck your mouth?
Let's see... First you claim to be straight. Then you show interest in fucking Billy's mouth. After it's revealed that Billy may not be male, you show interest in fucking Billy's mouth yet again.
Why do you say you are straight?
i know this is what you want me to do but, like Thomas More or Martin Luther, i must stay to my principles even in the face of a murderous idiot mob!
this kitten is cute, there is no doubt. but all kittens are cute so this video is not exceptional. in fact, there is nothing exceptional or interesting about this video at all. show me a video of a kitten riding a bicycle or flying a plane or performing great oratory, or otherwise doing something that is exceptional for a kitten and i will show you a kitten video worth more than one or two stars!
0:45 when it brings out the claws like wolverine. this is the apex of what can be done with "kitten doing nothing special" clips. we need no more.
it really is moronic, this love of cats. if these postings had something to do with a running joke, i could almost understand but they're actually fascinated by ANY clip of ANY cat.
longwinded, you missed the point:
In both their cases, it isn't about watching the videos and not feeling anything. It's about ceasing to gush like menstrual women over the exact same stale concept, time and time again. Kittens are cute: it's understood and accepted. Play a video once, everybody will gush. But play it over and over, eventually people will get bored.
While I'll probably get called thFlu again for my opinion (seriously, whoever he is), TinManic and Andru are both right: cat videos are devoid of meaningful content. They're [un]intentional trolling tools. Look how wound up people get over whether or not people a cat video is 5-stars, or 1-star...
MOE! maybe if i watch enough anime, stick my dick up my ass, then get a cat boner i can become all man like you.
I hereby demand that every poetv regular find and submit three cat videos, in honor of this post
it's the only appropriate response to this idiocy
Wow, nice misogyny there SARS. Did your mother not love you enough?
Why do you pretentious dungticks feel the need to post giant piles of useless text on the subject of not liking cats? Everyone else went "aw, a kitty," and got on with their lives. Meanwhile, you guys apparently decided to write your damn thesis on this video.
what the fuck are you talking about, dude? i love cats.
i love cats, too. my parents have two and i get along with them when i visit. when i've settled long enough to take care of a pet then i'll get a cat myself. doesn't mean i want to see the same kitten video come up again and again.
and typing out five sentences to explain myself here is hardly a great effort.
Yeah, this fagdance is way less annoying than the occasional cat video that one could easily avoid by reading the title and moving on
MR. SELF DESTRUCT DOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWNOWNOWNOWNOW DOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWNOWNOWNOWNOW
so are you really theFlu or not?
whoops, sorry. these painkillers are really making me drowsy. Never mind!
der der der. are you the flu? der der der. this time it's funnier cause i asked it. der der der.
Are you mad because I called you a pussy whining about a kitten
|B. Weed |
Now that theFlu's gone, guess we'll have to make a "adding sand to TinManic's vag" tag.
or a "feeding trough of faggotry" tag for our precious, precious kitty vids.
Haha whiny pussies all whining about kitten videos
yes! the kittens must be defended! you are true american hero, stog!
Allow me to pledge my support for fuzzy kittens with stubby ears.
And this site needs more whinging about cat videos.
|andru strange |
on the 20th of this month, in honor or the heroic columbine massacre and hitler's b-day, i will kill a kitten and post the video on poe. please vote quickly so chet doesn't preemptively remove it. also... who want's to be my myspace friend?!
Stupid, long, and brings nothing new to the table in comparison to every other dumb kitten clip on this website.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I CANNOT TOLERATE THE DIRECTION THIS SITE IS GOING IN, IT IS UNBEARABLE TO ME
AND I SHALL SAY SO NEXT WEEK AS WELL AT OUR ANNUAL MEETING
Flopped down ears !!!... TOO SHORT !!!! lulz
|Adham Nu'man |
You big burly hairchested men who diss cat videos need to face the fact that you are outnumbered. There are dozens and dozens of salivating homo rainbow kitty lovers here and we have you surrounded and there is no way you can turn your backs to the wall. Your best bet is to hug each other for support as you are being buttraped by kittens or go watch videos at fugly.com.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
I'm waiting for this new guy to get so worked up about cute animal videos that he goes through the archive and retroactively downvotes kitten vids and responds to comments that were made during the years when PoETV had a text cap and no reply feature.
You know if he hasn't already that it's only a matter of time.
Five stars for both a cute kitten and andru strange, AgentOrange and TinManic's pathetic attempt at being edgy.
I like this video because I ate my lunch while watching it and I am very fond of hotpockets eaten to kittens.
Her lack of laughing, or anything for that matter, gives me the heebie jeebies =P
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