you're a fag who's obviously jealous of my ultimate trophy. and youre probably unable to perform an upper cut, much less a round house... making you a really, ungodly fat pussy.
What the hell is wrong with you
To be fair, this apparently made it through The Hopper.
spoonybard, my video had 7 days left before it should have been here on the front page. it's almost as if the universe respects the power of my 18K GOLD PLATED MORTAL KOMBAT SLAMMER, and so bends to my will when I desire it to.
I make no apologies, nor excuses for your ignorance - and I certainly will show you no mercy come the moment you are just standing there, teetering back and forth, awaiting the inevitable death blow.
GAME OVER (fag)
I really don't understand how any one can give this less then 5 stars.
I don't understand how you can give it a 5.
+1 for people actually 5 staring this piece of shit.
Besides Street Fighter > Mortal Kombat.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Enjoy it while you can. It'll be mine before you know it.
2D cats in background!
That is my cat chair, and yes: THAT IS MY 18K GOLD PLATED MORTAL KOMBAT SLAMMER.
I can't tell you wimps what it took to obtain such a holy relic, nor can I even whisper its near-limitless powers -- for to do so would draw a storm so savage that none could escape its floods nor lava-thunder...
5-stars for my own video. 5 more stars for my 18K GOLD PLATED MORTAL KOMBAT SLAMMER, and even 5 more for my cat blanket vs. some faggot's claims that I'm that cunt theFlu, cat mauler.
|Unmerciful Crushing Force |
Its power compels me to five star. However, the lack of epic music reduces that power by a factor of one.
SARS MORE LIKE AIDS amirite?
it was the first video I've ever made... but not the last (though they wont be on poetv).
this will be on poetv forever.
|Panasonic Relapse |
what's a slammer?
|Mother Lumper |
You are a king among men.
Mortal Kombat? poeTV in-jokes? Kitties? People who one star this video obviously don't know how the star system works.
I hope this is the start of a brand genre of new videos here. Next on the agenda, clips of Roachbud bouncing people down at the gay strip bar!
I would five star that, completely unironically.
That slammer has ear mites.
I don't know how to feel about this video. As a bouncer, I feel like I should be threatening you over the internet.
But I would have given my left nut for that thing when was twelve.
Needs more playing pogs.
Go suck a gold plated dick
I won a mortal kombat hat in a compuserve chatroom for absolutely no reason at all. That's my story.
|Lauritz Melchior |
Five stars for the comments.
If you snap that in half, the 90s will happen again. Such is its ultimate power.
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