Spider-Man clearly just wants to get the hell away from that guy.
|Jeff Fries |
That matte job was Late Show with David Letterman bad
Five stars for the description.
Who, oh WHO, will be the one to turn GETTIN THE GIRL SAVIN THE DAY into a valid link?
This commercial always bothered the hell out of me. Who is this appealing to? Why is this fatass all up in Spiderman's business? Why does he not look directly at the action? Too many unanswered questions.
You know if superheroes were real, they'd have to put up with assholes like this all the time. This guy would probably throw himself off buildings just so Superman would have to come swooping in to catch him and he could be all "HEY SUPERMAN! HOW YOU DOIN', BUDDY! WANNA PLAY SOME HALO AT MY HOUSE? WANNA SEE MY CATS? WANNA, WANNA, WHERE YOU GOIN', SUPERMAN?"
Then one day Superman "accidentally" misses catching him.
SPIDER MAN THE VIDEO GAME ON A COM-PU-TOR???
IS THERE ANYTHING TECHNOLOGY CANNOT ACCOMPLISH THESE HEADY DAYS?
Also: I want to see a special visual commentary on any of the Spiderman DVDs that's like this. Just that guy..following Peter Parker for the whole movie.
|Dr. Smooth |
Spiderman doesn't care about black people. :(
Nothing makes me want to shop at a store like an annoying guy pretending to shout at an awkwardly matted in superhero.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Man, watching this ad makes me wish that I could yell at video games like that. Alas, I have tact.
WHERE YOU GOIN
Gettin' the fuck away from you, asshole.
I wish I could enjoy video games as much as he does.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I'm surprised and disappointed that people didn't start doing this in Best Buys around the country.
|Prickly Pete |
This is like the last round of Nick Arcade.
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