A cat exists?! The plastic stuff was impressive though.

-3 for annoying woman yakking it up in background

I'm a fan of cute cat videos... But this cat, he's pretty ugly. Also, plastic shards are no good for kitty.

What part of "KITTY = 5" do you people not understand?!

here's hoping they have a camera handy when that thing vomits bloody bits of plastic, metal, glass, and whatever else it decides to force down it's malformed gullet.

I really, really hate cats, but Winston is always an easy five stars. Look at his head!

Winston is legally blind, and has a nearly useless nose. He is kept under 24-hour surveillance to ensure that he does not find and eat a whole box of poison.

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I five star Winston partly because his flat-faced antics amuse me.

He reminds me of the cats a crazy old neighborhood lady had when I was young. They were all weird looking flat-faced mutt cats who'd probably interbred for generations, lolling about the front of her narrow little two-story faux-Victorian-ish style house.

I can't decide if Winston is the cutest or ugliest cat I've ever seen.

back to the same ol' lame ol' cat video.

5 stars for winston shutting up

Kitty! An extra-special kitty at that, too.

Atog!

Fuck the haters, Winston is awesome. He has a face only a tattooed hipster could love.

-2 stars for being better with the sound off and to take a stand against ratings inflation, though.

I like cute cat videos. Winston is boring though. If you think he's an outrageous looking cat you people really haven't seen too many breeds.

This cat owns nuff said!!

Five for a cat chowin' down on lettuce

and on a chopstick

and on a plastic fork...

Winston so enjoyed the sushi that he was willing to try and eat inedible things in case they are also sushi and he just never noticed before.