...because that massive-ass parking lot that is Phoenix is just inexcusable and more suburban sprawlers should sacrfice themselves to Xipe Totec on a regular basis.

Prickly pear do not grow in Phoenix.

Jump ass-first into a thicket of cacti.

Any other questions?

He doesn't even seem to want to do that, since at 0:13 he almost falls over into the patch but regains his balance.

Maybe he wanted to intentionally jump in instead of accidentally, but that doesn't change anything.

"You guys rolling?"

[The shocked wailing and moaning which comes from sudden and unexpected pain]

"Help me out~! HELP ME OUT YOU FUCKERS!!"

Because, that's why.

or maybe he was an idiot either way it's now a favorite of mine.

"Read all the books you want about swimming, you won't learn without getting your feet wet."

Cactus patches really need to have a "CAUTION: DO NOT THROW SELF BODILY INTO" warning, with a little black-on-yellow Handicapped Sign block-man falling over into a bunch of really dangerous looking spikes. At least in the county this took place in.

I don't think you'd be insulting anyone by saying "In AMERICA."

I really, really doubt this was Canada or Mexico.

Sorry, I don't paint with that broad a brush.

This is definatly hicktown.

Also, "county" wasn't a typo. If I thought this was anywhere but America, I would have said "Shire" or "Province" or "District" or "Region" or some other such thing.

See, because it breaks down like so: The U.S. of A, then the States of the Union, and then the various Counties that comprise the states. County, as in "He's dead Jim, call the county coroner."

It's all very boring except for some places in some states with a history of Gerrymandering and fraud and government corruption, but mostly it's all very boring.

And judging from this video, this COUNTY in whatever STATE this is in AMERICA needs caution signs on its cacti. Petitions will be signed.

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