citrusmirakel    Stick with your kin, churchy. All of us cool Satan-worshipping kids don't want you in our club.
(-2 because OH MY GOD HIS VOICE!)
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Blaise     It's called a pentagram for Christ's sake.
Open a fucking book.
Really, God does not want you to be a moron.
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CornOnTheCabre      hello dana carvey doing ross perot
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oddeye     Repressed gay for sure.
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dancingshadow      My EARS !!! "At Least 100 upside down stars flashing in your face." -- bwhahaha.
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Xenocide      Oh, God, the Satanists have infiltrated Celebrity Fit Club! ALL IS LOST
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creambot     "There's proof all over YouTube that will show you that." Duh.
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jmags There is proof all over Youtube.
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Crucifried      "Boy, at least [satan] fuckin' jams! Ha ha ha ha! Okay? Did you hear that correctly? If it's a choice between eternal hell and good tunes and eternal heaven and new kids on the fuckin' block... I'm gonna be surfing on the lake of fire, rockin' out... high five at Satan every time I pass the motherfuckin' shore!"
-Bill Hicks
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fetuschrist      are upside-down stars just the cast of the golden girls doing handstands? cause i'd play that game.
also, i'm kind of into the devil, but i sent him a note + he doesn't 'like me' like me.
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chumbucket    I'm glad he at least thinks it's the "funnest"
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StanleyPain      I guess this fucking Fred Durst wannabe hipster doesn't catch the irony of how rock and roll was the "devils music" only a few decades ago.
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Millard      Grim Reaper != Devil. Geez.
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RedHood Is this guy for real?
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coprolalia     Don't miss his 'PROOF THE BIBLE IS A FACT' video.
If you had to put up with this guy in person, what would you hit him with?
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kingarthur Wait, I know...a BC Rich Warlock with a skull for a head and a pentagram design on it. Also, it ignites itself with sparklers and spits the blood of virgins.
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Poor Excuse     Rock N Roll needs the Devil, and the Devil needs Rock N Roll.
When you take him out, you quickly find yourself listening to CREED!
Burning in hell is a much better fate.
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Scynne      I...think I'm in love. In THAT way...
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Killer Joe      Jesus is not fuckin' metal, man.
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Adramelech      This is clearly Nick Swardson doing a YouTube character anonymously.
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Caminante Nocturno      Squidward disapproves of Guitar Hero.
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