|baleen - 2008-04-12 |
-1 Star for him not being cooked by the microwave to death and being named James Cook.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-04-12 |
Microwave no jutsu!
|Frank Rizzo - 2008-04-12 |
so fucked up, but come on? Are we now goiing to have PSAs for this now?
wont someone please think of the children!!!
|Hooker - 2008-04-12 |
Not rating the first poeTV submission to make me sad.
|chumbucket - 2008-04-12 |
when you want a hot meal without a big deal..whatta ya gonna pic?
|fermun - 2008-04-12 |
James is hiding in heaven now. Hopefully not inside an appliance.
Some ways I've used corrupt and vile casuistry out of having any moral responsibility over my reaction to this clip:
1) Everybody knows you take the door off of every appliance you throw out
2) Throwing microwaves out is really bad for the environment. They should be taken to special sites.
3) What kinds of terrible people have appliances rotting in their yard? They probably voted for Bush, twice.
4) What kinds of terrible people have appliances rotting in their yard? They probably molest children. The child has saved himself from years of abuse.
5) Children are bad
Why should microwave ovens require special disposal? Because they have a magnet in them? It's not like there's a propane-style tank of DEADLY MICROWAVES.
Rape Van Winkle
if you die in heaven does that mean you have to go to hell?
|ihounokyaku - 2008-04-12 |
take the dang door off.
|taschenrechner - 2008-04-12 |
I remember when I was a kid, back when microwaves were sort of a newer thing, and we had to worry about old refrigerators in much the same way.
Will the wonders of technology never cease?
Would it really be WRONG to design large microwaves so that they can be opened by pushing hard from the inside? I can't think many circumstances where it would benefit the consumer to prevent something in a microwave from escaping.
If you ever have to microwave an evil gremlin or leprechaun or something, just push your weight against the door.
Rape Van Winkle
What about the pressure build up if you create a large amount of steam?
You didn't really think this through, did you Jimmy?
|coprolalia - 2008-04-12 |
Are cartoons still teaching kids basic survival skills and common sense at the end of each episode, or just language skills?
|RandomFerret - 2008-04-21 |
"And at that point, there was no point of exscape at that point."
Dude, he's the chief of police and has a goddamn Spider-Man poster on his office wall.
All bets are off.
|oogaBooga - 2008-11-24 |
There are so many jokes that i'm just not evil enough to make.
|La Loco - 2009-01-15 |
This is sad. Five stars for sadness.
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