I hear they're doing much better since Tobias Fünke set them... uh, straight.
Yeah, they stopped je-terrorizing people right away.
|Jimmy Labatt |
THIS TURKEY IS A JERK!
The Purple Passion Pummel Pals strike again.
"We're gonna put your front teeth, way back into your mouth... your neck will snap so loudly, you'll think that you've been shot... you're gonna look like cooked spaghetti... cut up to pieces, choked or drowned, you've got a lot of options here... This turkey is a jerk!"
Lyrics from Cannibal Corpse? No...
The new Wachovia ad campaign? Nope...
The CIA's interpetation of the Miranda rights? Nah...
The song that a bunch of fruits are dance-fighting to in torn jeans and purple leotards while beating up some WASP geek ten thousand times more butch then they are... yup.
5 stars for lyrically threatening to kill him and strip him of his clothing.
|Killer Joe |
"Offer them your socks! Oh god! They turned them down!"
Considering how they're dressed, offering them his purple socks was a wise strategy.
That is so terrible it's beyond belief.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I am legitimately frightened of this gang, because the only logical explanation I can come up with for them acting like this is that they're invincible and cannot be defeated by mortal men.
Also this is a dupe, but whatever!
|wtf japan |
I think he'll be ok as long as he doesn't get any of their blood on him.
So wait can other people hear that music?
citrus, we need to have new blood on falcon ground night.
5 stars for making me wish all gang violence played out like this.
Wonder Twin Powers Activate!
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
So that's why he became Marilyn Manson!
Who even cares if this is a dupe. I hope it gets duped until the whole world sees it.
And fulfill my dream of having a linked "cooked spaghetti" tag.
The public imagination's portrayal of bad people in the 80s was so much nicer than the horrors of what was actually happening.
|Testicles of Doom |
When it's done here it's funny, when it's done in "Hot Rod", not so much.
So I guess a lot of middle class people thought that West Side Story was pretty accurate, and so copied it for their own portrayals of gang violence. Nice.
OH CHRIST THEY'RE DANCING AFTER ME!
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