|halon - 2008-04-14 |
Okay, the dancing and lipsynching is awful, I get that. What confuses me is that I remember hearing people fly off the handle about how OMG BRITNEY IS A BLIMP when this first happened, and I'm really not sure how that came about. Did I miss the cottage cheese spilling out of her leggings or something? Do the ass-dimples just not show up due to youtube's low resolution?
Showbiz fat is normal world ideal weight.
But this is one awkward video.
Because she didn't look like a baseball bat with two watermelons taped to it?
It was the lipsync that did it for me. Just -- wow.
Submitted to PoETV proper rather than 73Q because of the SCHOLARLY HISTORICAL RESEARCH VALUE. I imagine it'll be pulled as soon as its existence becomes known.
Regarding her weight, what did you expect? She never could sing or dance, all she had was a good body. Now that she put on some weight she doesn't have anything. (Not that I'm implying that she's fat, though)
Actually, she looked fine for a woman who's had a couple kids, but a) her image was built on her being thin enough to have a six-pack and b) I suspect her costume wasn't re-tailored for her post-motherhood figure and now looked unflattering.
|themilkshark - 2008-04-14 |
Her agent wants her to do a reality show, because it doesn't require her to actually do anything.
|Cinnamon Imperialist - 2008-04-14 |
OMG guys, Britney Spears! Wow, I sure do hate celebrities!
|a flaming monkey - 2008-04-14 |
Isn't this on here already?
Dupe of a dead link:
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-04-14 |
It must really suck to be famous. Or at least this kind of famous.
|afp3683 - 2008-04-14 |
|MaulLove - 2008-04-14 |
I went and saw The Pogues at this venue. At least Shane McGowan is a watchable and entertaining trainwreck.
But how many back-up dancers did Shane MacGowan have?
Oh, right. The rest of the band.
|Chancho - 2008-04-14 |
I like dem sparkly pants.
|TeenerTot - 2008-04-14 |
You'd think that someone with years of dance training would be able to at least move around a little, even through a drugged-out haze.
|positively - 2008-04-14 |
I can just imagine the choreographer scrambling to dumb down her moves a little more, and then a little more...
|Frank Rizzo - 2008-04-14 |
the confused back guy towards the end was the best part.
|andru strange - 2008-04-14 |
|SenilePlacebo - 2008-04-14 |
Wow, what can be sweeter than to have an ex-megastar's attempt at a comeback fall prey to decadent accidia?
|minimalist - 2008-04-14 |
Even through all that godawful racket, you can nearly hear her go "EEEERRNFF" when the dancers help her lumber up onto or off of the raised part of the stage.
|Zoot42 - 2008-04-14 |
5'd for the guy at
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-04-14 |
You have to admit though, that was a very special presentation.
|baleen - 2008-04-15 |
clearly, pills are involved.
|FABIO2 - 2008-04-15 |
The audience reactions near the end are awesome.
|RomancingTrain - 2008-04-15 |
Whatever that was, Puff Daddy wasn't amused.
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