Okay, the dancing and lipsynching is awful, I get that. What confuses me is that I remember hearing people fly off the handle about how OMG BRITNEY IS A BLIMP when this first happened, and I'm really not sure how that came about. Did I miss the cottage cheese spilling out of her leggings or something? Do the ass-dimples just not show up due to youtube's low resolution?
Showbiz fat is normal world ideal weight.
But this is one awkward video.
Because she didn't look like a baseball bat with two watermelons taped to it?
It was the lipsync that did it for me. Just -- wow.
Submitted to PoETV proper rather than 73Q because of the SCHOLARLY HISTORICAL RESEARCH VALUE. I imagine it'll be pulled as soon as its existence becomes known.
Regarding her weight, what did you expect? She never could sing or dance, all she had was a good body. Now that she put on some weight she doesn't have anything. (Not that I'm implying that she's fat, though)
Actually, she looked fine for a woman who's had a couple kids, but a) her image was built on her being thin enough to have a six-pack and b) I suspect her costume wasn't re-tailored for her post-motherhood figure and now looked unflattering.
Her agent wants her to do a reality show, because it doesn't require her to actually do anything.
|Cinnamon Imperialist |
OMG guys, Britney Spears! Wow, I sure do hate celebrities!
|a flaming monkey |
Isn't this on here already?
Dupe of a dead link:
|Caminante Nocturno |
It must really suck to be famous. Or at least this kind of famous.
I went and saw The Pogues at this venue. At least Shane McGowan is a watchable and entertaining trainwreck.
But how many back-up dancers did Shane MacGowan have?
Oh, right. The rest of the band.
I like dem sparkly pants.
You'd think that someone with years of dance training would be able to at least move around a little, even through a drugged-out haze.
I can just imagine the choreographer scrambling to dumb down her moves a little more, and then a little more...
|Frank Rizzo |
the confused back guy towards the end was the best part.
|andru strange |
Wow, what can be sweeter than to have an ex-megastar's attempt at a comeback fall prey to decadent accidia?
Even through all that godawful racket, you can nearly hear her go "EEEERRNFF" when the dancers help her lumber up onto or off of the raised part of the stage.
5'd for the guy at
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
You have to admit though, that was a very special presentation.
clearly, pills are involved.
The audience reactions near the end are awesome.
Whatever that was, Puff Daddy wasn't amused.
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