That God's a joker, ain't he? Hoo-wee!

He's a handsome fella.

5 stars for setting us up with the Jabba crack and hearing about the circus' "Monster Show"....gotta love the heartwarming love of a circus

this little boy is my kind of scum

I MADE IT 25 SECONDS! [Wilhelm scream goes here]

I made it through him talking, but not when he started to eat.

Oh jeez, not this shit again.

I kinda like this guy better than all of you.

No offense.

And some people were arguing that Neil DeGrasse Tyson's arguments and examples were too severe.

Made the "brave choice" of risking his life to become slightly less deformed? Jesus.

I mean it would suck to be in a position where you have to make that choice, but still...