|Caminante Nocturno |
I couldn't even finish watching this.
Is it because this finally made you realize that anime is ridiculous?
My figurine collection grows larger and more glorious with every passing moment.
|Corman's Inferno |
Sponsored by the World Bank. Tee hee.
When he jacked that yam, I was hoping the whole thing would be him stealing food from the third world. Turns out it's just naked propaganda for the people who will.
TRIPPLE OCTOPUS ATTACK!!!
and I also couldn't even finish.
This sucked, I'd push the cripple over and steal his wife with five of my mighty American dollars! I'm moving to the third world and buying women to build my internet porn empire...
Everyone in this cartoon is an asshole.
"Wow, those people sure are thin and starving! I'd better steal food from them!"
"You mean you sold all the yams and now we have more money than we've had in years? YOU BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU! Oh wait you complimented my skill at math, I'm a nice guy forever now."
If this were a real anime, all the poverty on Earth would be caused by like six guys, who all have superpowers. Rei would kill them all and then it would rain food or something.
If this were a real anime, the main character would be a 10-year-old girl, the talking dog would reveal that he's actually a 10-year-old shape shifting boy (but only after having seen the main character undress at least twice), the starvation would be solved through fanservice and giant lasers, and at least one of the villains would be another 10-year-old girl who would be beaten into turning to the side of good.
Also, the music would be better.
I love how every possible anime cliche in terms of art style is used up in the first few minutes. Of course, it works for just about everything Japan puts out so, go for it.
Real anime generally does not have a habit of using Hannah-Barbera gags and sound effects.
I know it wasn't made in Japan, hence why I said "it works for Japan."
|Maggot Brain |
Wasn't this the plot to The Godfather III?
WE HAVE NOTHING TO EAT UNTIL WE SELL THESE YAMS!
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