they are keeping track of your actions-- like this completely actionless sex scene!

Sounds like the title for a really bad Erotic Thriller.

"Dammit I need more men."

Edward Albert = Completely destitute man's Tom Selleck?

"caught between a plot and a hard disk" made me wish I was drinking coffee so I could spray it all over my computer.

Everything about this reminds me of pre-Blockbuster video rental stores.