Meanwhile, lines emerge from a map!

I had that transformer. He was a Micromaster, and he came with a huge battle station that turned into a mobile missile launch facility. We used to hide the rocket in my sister's underpants drawer so my mum would find it and think it was a huge dildo.

In context, this is probably supposed to build suspense. Out of context, HILARIOUS.

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MEANWHILE....

It's the look of uncomprehending surprise on Confusabot's face that does it for me.

"What? Why is it... what the hell? Oh, it's over now."

Awesome.

While I love the transformers, I do not love them enough to watch fan dubs.

It's like those times on Superfriends when they'd cut to Aquaman swimming or some damn thing and you'd be all, get back to Superman, dammit!

"Oh, crap. It's never done this before. Did I just break this thing?"

The spazzy music bookends are what make this for me.

I'll be chuckling all day because of this.

Been there.

Ha ha ha that robot is sooooooooooo baked

Spending hours mesmerized by his screen saver

He's speechless because India's just launched a nuclear attack on random targets.

"Wat"

India's rail system is expanding!

DAMN YOU, A JUMPING SPIDER!!

Anyone who looked at this with total incomprehension, then slowly reading the comments and building to laughing so hard you cry, you are my friend.