There's a series of these??? AWESOME.
"I know you heard it. I said it out loud. Now go make my goddamn breakfast!"
So the husband can't believe anything she does because she is pretty?
I understand women because I have executed the pinker stinker more or less perfectly on five different occasions.
LOL that's too hilarious. And pathetic. Gotta love them 50s trained house wives.
So glad I can make my own coffee.
"you should use folger's coffee!"
"yes, it's mountain grown!"
"uh, yeah. you should try it!"
I'd like to think that she's not really that submissive and stupid. She's just too misty from the valium to care.
|King of Balls |
Man, if weak coffee affects his opinion of her that bad, imagine how devastating it's gonna be when she puts on the post-pregnancy pounds…
|andru strange |
YOU CAN FUCKING MAKE IT YOURSELF NEXT TIME ASSHOLE
Extra star for an appearance by Mrs. Olson!!!!!
(She would later have two twin great granddaughters addicted to Starbucks coffee and bag lady style clothing.)
I've said it before: if I were the wife, I'd divorce that SOB . I'd take half his stuff in the divorce settlement, including the coffee pot!!
(Then maybe I'd move in with Mrs. Olson for a while. You know, until I could get back on my feet.)
This is how I talk to my barista at Starbucks.
|Dinky Patterson |
According to Wikipedia actress Virginia Christine played the Swedish Mrs. Olson from 1965-1986.
|Caminante Nocturno |
God forbid you dare to walk all the way to the kitchen for your coffee.
Ladies! Does your marriage suck? Has the romantic spark gone out? Is your husband a violent pedophile?
Well, your coffee is to blame!
Here's your coffee, sir
|Spastic Avenger |
I want all my organic goods now grown on the side of a mountain. I'm also putting my future children into terraced gardens.
Maybe the first cup tasted so terrible because the guy was getting his shaving cream in it.
|a flaming monkey |
She now has a degree in coffeeology from the Folger's University of Homemaking.
I want to go live in the fifties
Go ahead! Enjoy the segregation, McCarthyism, and the beginning of the military-industrial complex!
(You get those kinds of answers when you don't emoticon, dreamvigile !)
How could such a pretty woman be such a worthless cunt?
|The McK |
Oh I get it, the coffee is a metaphor for her lousy fellatio.
Then again, that's what I said about Moby Dick, too.
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