|revdrew - 2008-04-17 |
There's a series of these??? AWESOME.
|zatojones - 2008-04-17 |
"I know you heard it. I said it out loud. Now go make my goddamn breakfast!"
|fermun - 2008-04-17 |
So the husband can't believe anything she does because she is pretty?
I understand women because I have executed the pinker stinker more or less perfectly on five different occasions.
|mouser - 2008-04-17 |
LOL that's too hilarious. And pathetic. Gotta love them 50s trained house wives.
So glad I can make my own coffee.
|fetuschrist - 2008-04-17 |
"you should use folger's coffee!"
"yes, it's mountain grown!"
"uh, yeah. you should try it!"
|TeenerTot - 2008-04-17 |
I'd like to think that she's not really that submissive and stupid. She's just too misty from the valium to care.
|King of Balls - 2008-04-17 |
Man, if weak coffee affects his opinion of her that bad, imagine how devastating it's gonna be when she puts on the post-pregnancy pounds…
|andru strange - 2008-04-17 |
|kiint - 2008-04-17 |
YOU CAN FUCKING MAKE IT YOURSELF NEXT TIME ASSHOLE
|Lothar - 2008-04-17 |
Extra star for an appearance by Mrs. Olson!!!!!
(She would later have two twin great granddaughters addicted to Starbucks coffee and bag lady style clothing.)
I've said it before: if I were the wife, I'd divorce that SOB . I'd take half his stuff in the divorce settlement, including the coffee pot!!
(Then maybe I'd move in with Mrs. Olson for a while. You know, until I could get back on my feet.)
|Enjoy - 2008-04-17 |
This is how I talk to my barista at Starbucks.
|Dinky Patterson - 2008-04-17 |
According to Wikipedia actress Virginia Christine played the Swedish Mrs. Olson from 1965-1986.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-04-17 |
God forbid you dare to walk all the way to the kitchen for your coffee.
|Xenocide - 2008-04-17 |
Ladies! Does your marriage suck? Has the romantic spark gone out? Is your husband a violent pedophile?
Well, your coffee is to blame!
|RockBolt - 2008-04-17 |
Here's your coffee, sir
|Spastic Avenger - 2008-04-29 |
I want all my organic goods now grown on the side of a mountain. I'm also putting my future children into terraced gardens.
|fluffy - 2008-05-24 |
Maybe the first cup tasted so terrible because the guy was getting his shaving cream in it.
|a flaming monkey - 2008-06-17 |
She now has a degree in coffeeology from the Folger's University of Homemaking.
|dreamvigile - 2008-09-10 |
I want to go live in the fifties
Go ahead! Enjoy the segregation, McCarthyism, and the beginning of the military-industrial complex!
(You get those kinds of answers when you don't emoticon, dreamvigile !)
|sparklefatty - 2008-11-10 |
How could such a pretty woman be such a worthless cunt?
|The McK - 2011-03-25 |
Oh I get it, the coffee is a metaphor for her lousy fellatio.
Then again, that's what I said about Moby Dick, too.
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