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how to open a green coconut.
dude opens a coconut and feeds it to his kids.
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"We do actually feed him."
I think he was making fun of his scrawniness
He did not make that coconut for you, you fool! He found it! That coconut was made by Evolution!
You dare question your machete-wielding god?
"dedicated coconut opening tool"
If I had a machete I wouldn't need instructions as to how to get at the insides of a coconut.
This video needs a little less talk and a lot more action.
+4 for describing this guy as "dude"
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Fun fact - coconut water is isotonically balanced and sterile.
Who says there's no God?
Fun fact - it's also a relatively strong laxative, so if you drink more than two coconuts in a day you'll probably get the runs. Your god is rather cruel. :(
What is it isotonic to? Blood? that's pretty fun.
I don't get why this was filed under crime.
Menudo con queso
It's because the dad is the real-life version of Harrison Ford's character in The Mosquito Coast and he's dragging his family into catastrophe with his arrogant hubris.
That's not his coconut and those aren't his kids.
It's not his machete either, but you don't see that stopping him.
He has one video about machete-ing the head of each person he has killed.
I hope I can be an eighth as fucking awesome as this guy.
dude can survive in the jungles of Brazil. I respect that
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