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Desc:dude opens a coconut and feeds it to his kids.
Category:Educational, Crime
Tags:Brazil, coconuts, white people, machete
Submitted:karl hungus
Date:04/18/08
Views:3270
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Comment count is 18
Chalkdust
"We do actually feed him."

Wait, what?
Frank Rizzo
I think he was making fun of his scrawniness

Caminante Nocturno
He did not make that coconut for you, you fool! He found it! That coconut was made by Evolution!
SolRo
You dare question your machete-wielding god?

Frank Rizzo
"dedicated coconut opening tool"
Feyd
If I had a machete I wouldn't need instructions as to how to get at the insides of a coconut.
theSnake
This video needs a little less talk and a lot more action.
chumbucket
+4 for describing this guy as "dude"
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Fun fact - coconut water is isotonically balanced and sterile.

Who says there's no God?
Smellvin
Fun fact - it's also a relatively strong laxative, so if you drink more than two coconuts in a day you'll probably get the runs. Your god is rather cruel. :(

ChocFullOfFunk
What is it isotonic to? Blood? that's pretty fun.

fluffy
I don't get why this was filed under crime.
Menudo con queso
It's because the dad is the real-life version of Harrison Ford's character in The Mosquito Coast and he's dragging his family into catastrophe with his arrogant hubris.

Caminante Nocturno
That's not his coconut and those aren't his kids.

dead_cat
It's not his machete either, but you don't see that stopping him.

ChocFullOfFunk
He has one video about machete-ing the head of each person he has killed.

Scynne
I hope I can be an eighth as fucking awesome as this guy.
zatojones
dude can survive in the jungles of Brazil. I respect that
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