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Desc:dude opens a coconut and feeds it to his kids.
Category:Educational, Crime
Tags:Brazil, coconuts, white people, machete
Submitted:karl hungus
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Comment count is 18
Chalkdust - 2008-04-18
"We do actually feed him."

Wait, what?
Frank Rizzo - 2008-04-18
I think he was making fun of his scrawniness

Caminante Nocturno - 2008-04-18
He did not make that coconut for you, you fool! He found it! That coconut was made by Evolution!
SolRo - 2008-04-19
You dare question your machete-wielding god?

Frank Rizzo - 2008-04-18
"dedicated coconut opening tool"
Feyd - 2008-04-18
If I had a machete I wouldn't need instructions as to how to get at the insides of a coconut.
theSnake - 2008-04-18
This video needs a little less talk and a lot more action.
chumbucket - 2008-04-18
+4 for describing this guy as "dude"
Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2008-04-18
Fun fact - coconut water is isotonically balanced and sterile.

Who says there's no God?
Smellvin - 2008-04-18
Fun fact - it's also a relatively strong laxative, so if you drink more than two coconuts in a day you'll probably get the runs. Your god is rather cruel. :(

ChocFullOfFunk - 2008-04-19
What is it isotonic to? Blood? that's pretty fun.

fluffy - 2008-04-18
I don't get why this was filed under crime.
Menudo con queso - 2008-04-18
It's because the dad is the real-life version of Harrison Ford's character in The Mosquito Coast and he's dragging his family into catastrophe with his arrogant hubris.

Caminante Nocturno - 2008-04-18
That's not his coconut and those aren't his kids.

dead_cat - 2008-04-19
It's not his machete either, but you don't see that stopping him.

ChocFullOfFunk - 2008-04-19
He has one video about machete-ing the head of each person he has killed.

Scynne - 2008-04-19
I hope I can be an eighth as fucking awesome as this guy.
zatojones - 2008-04-19
dude can survive in the jungles of Brazil. I respect that
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