Black people are friendly, popular and can dance. White people are nerdy and shift uncomfortably. People that have holes in their clothes should be beaten up. Exploding chili dogs turn people into rapists.

Live! From the MOON! Where you can SMELL things! From inside your MOONSUIT!

Also, I wonder if David Yost still dresses up and acts like the blue ranger, crying himself to sleep at night inside his delapidated studio aprtment on his stained sleeper sofa, jumping to alertness at the merest sound, hoping its some form of human contact.

I don't know why I want David Yost to suffer like that, I just do.

How are saber tooth tigers and wooly mammoths dinosaurs?

I had a double-standard with this show. I would watch it for no reason other than to mock it, but had little problem masturbating to the girl rangers.

You know what? That's actually not a double-standard in any way.

I didn't realise until now how hard those writers had to work to have this premise make ANY goddamn sense.