kingofthenothing years from now, there will be a video, "How to raise a squirrel army", and it will mention how he got the idea from playing a game of Magic: the Gathering. "I had a Deranged Hermit card, and I thought to myself 'hey, I'm a Deranged Hermit!' so naturally it all came together. First, you will need a squirrel feeder."
Chalkdust life really needs more squirrel interludes