snothouse 
There are Mexicans on the Titanic?
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Beyonce Knowles
This is so bad in every way.
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rustedmutt
Oh no. Oh no no no.
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Hailey2006
It's like the Johnny Storm rap only worse!
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Hooper_X
Well, at least they're all going to die horribly when the ship goes down.
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Xenocide
I no longer fear death.
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StanleyPain
AWWWW SHEEEEEEET....his science is too tight!!
Missing a "2 THE XTREME" tag..
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Cap'n Profan!ty
there was rap in 1912?
there were skyscrapers in portsmouth in 1912?
what the fucking fuck is this thing, this horrible cartoon, christ
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Cap'n Profan!ty Christ. Five months has not dulled the horror. Sweet merciful fuck.
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Killer Joe
I like you they get urban backdrops from time to time. PARTY TIME, that is!
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sosage
Please tell me everyone in this scene goes down with the ship.
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Caminante Nocturno
Somebody call that cat back in here.
I'm not joking. Now, damn it!
NOW!
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Endoris
"Rap music." Just so you know.
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dead_cat
Little-Known Fact #4531098: The Titanic REALLY sank due to the unexpected weight of an entire temporally-displaced 21st-century New York City skyline.
...And THAT'S why fucking with the time stream of punishable by 57 deaths.
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Mister Shady I though it was the 9,000 beaners on the bottommost coming to America to cut lawns that nobody wants to cut.
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BHWW
So, is this real? I mean really.
Because for once it actually hurt to watch something on POETV.
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Keefu
Titanic sunk from too much phat.
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Hailey2006 and everyone survives and lives happily ever after!
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revdrew
Rap music.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
That rapping dog is a third Joe Camel and a third Fonzerelli.
TO THE EXTREEEEME!!!!
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FangoftheCobras
I dont think this movie was meant to be seen. I wish some marines would make this doggy really fucking dead, but its probably hard to kill boneless rapping evil eyed dogs, sadly...
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Camonk
How can you respond to a thing like that? There is literally no reasonable response to that thing.
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Camonk Jesus god why is the POTATO slippery? Why is the punchline to a plate-toss gag a guy catching all the plates without incident or effort?
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Maggot Brain
I thought this was the was the SNL cartoon short. WHY DOES THIS ACTUALLY EXIST!?!?!
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Terminal Button
I just keep thinking what an upsetting thing this would be to see on any kind of drug, but then I realize what an extremely upsetting thing it was to see sober.
JESUS GOD HIS EYES!
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dementomstie
I think they hired 4 animators to work on this and only paid one of them. That's the only reason I can explain for the characters that seem to be almost well drawn one second and then skip 190 frames the next
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Westward
It's just, it's just so sudden. You can't prepare for it.
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Aubrey McFate
...the hell? This is a real cartoon? Nothing syncs and they just use random frames!
5 for titanic shittiness.
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SharoKham
Did they draw these characters, or did they just send some public domain tattoo flash overseas and have it animated?
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zatojones
Who makes these fucking things?
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nuzzles
I've sat through Nukie so many times, I have most of the script memorized...own too many low-budget Disney ripoff movies, and at one point, shuddered through Peppermint Park and (I am ashamed to admit this) I once owned and have watched American Flatulators, but this...
...this cartoon is the worst movie I have ever seen, ever. The credits are like, half an hour long...there's the random dog who drops a totally phat random rap in the middle of the movie for no reason (as shown here, natch) and the frame rate is lower than the number of fingers on your old shop teacher's right hand.
It's awe-inspiring. Makes a great birthday gift.
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RomancingTrain
Slowpoke Rodriguez?
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Chalkdust
This was originally not in English, right? I almost thought they were dubbing in a rap for some arbitrary reason I could not comprehend, and then it quickly became apparent that the rap (or a song of some sort, anyway) was present in the ORIGINAL
and then I just started clutching my head to keep my brain from jumping out
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Vicious
Who did this, where are they now, and who wants to help me punish them?
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Hooper_X That's just Italian for "Alan Smithee," isn't it?
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FABIO2
Are you sure this isn't just a wacky joke redub?
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Cap'n Profan!ty I just watched this again, and it is the worst of all possible crimes against humanity. There is no explanation for the hip-hop music played by Mexican mice. What the hell?
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oogaBooga
Even a child would be embarassed to sit through this.
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Keefu
Months later, I'm still boggled by the fact this exists.
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Spike Jonez
I hate that there are greedy tasteless people out there who believe that kids will watch anything, so they'll make anything. I hate it even more that this is mostly true.
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DMKA
This is too evil even for me.
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Herod
"If it hadn't been for you, I would now be in someone else's digestive."
That is one hell of a transition into a rap about PARTY TIME.
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GusPlease
I
Am
God
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mobius
Oh, Italy.
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Keefu
No seriously.
what the fuck was that.
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kennydra
....!
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DopeFiend
This made me feel bad.
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Big Name Celebrity
+5 for totally justifying the Second Amendment. What if the producers showed up on your doorstep?
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Xiphias
fffffffffffuck
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j lzrd / swift idiot
This just destroyed my psyche. Shattered it to pieces.
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CornOnTheCabre
And then they all died.
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plaid_knight
I am alive I have lived to this day, for I have seen the face of God, and I have emerged a new man.
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Mayberry Pancakes
I don't understand how anyone at any point in time could have felt this movie needed to exist.
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JimL2
This is the Prose Edda of cheap childrens' animation.
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spork865
This is the cartoon equivalent of an airbrushed taz shirt.
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fluffy
I should not have waited so long to watch this because this means that my suffering will only last longer.
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Spastic Avenger
Sometimes I'm really glad i moved away from animation and did an MA in Anthropology, and this is one of those times.
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oddeye
Feeling fine? Then it's party time!
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Kumquatxop
This is almost as bad as Kathie Lee's Hip Hop Christmas.
. . . . . ALMOST.
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oswaldtheluckyrabbit
Stick with me. You're going to like what you find.
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tamago
There is no justification for this.
Only child porn is more reprehensible.
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Plan B
Fun fact: this song is not in the original cut of this movie, but was dubbed and re-edited in for the English-language distribution DVD. This was not strictly necessary since the original rap was also in English (as was the rest of the dialogue).
Which means that whoever was in charge of overseas distribution felt that this song was an IMPROVEMENT.
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Rape Van Winkle
Potatoes should not be made of soap.
Do you HEAR ME??
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Fortuitous21
Why does this exist?
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kennydra
Still one of the worst (and thereby best) videos on this site.
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