There are Mexicans on the Titanic?

This is so bad in every way.

Oh no. Oh no no no.

It's like the Johnny Storm rap only worse!

Well, at least they're all going to die horribly when the ship goes down.

I no longer fear death.

AWWWW SHEEEEEEET....his science is too tight!!


Missing a "2 THE XTREME" tag..

there was rap in 1912?

there were skyscrapers in portsmouth in 1912?

what the fucking fuck is this thing, this horrible cartoon, christ

I like you they get urban backdrops from time to time. PARTY TIME, that is!

Please tell me everyone in this scene goes down with the ship.

Somebody call that cat back in here.

I'm not joking. Now, damn it!

NOW!

"Rap music." Just so you know.

Little-Known Fact #4531098: The Titanic REALLY sank due to the unexpected weight of an entire temporally-displaced 21st-century New York City skyline.

...And THAT'S why fucking with the time stream of punishable by 57 deaths.

So, is this real? I mean really.

Because for once it actually hurt to watch something on POETV.

Titanic sunk from too much phat.

Rap music.

That rapping dog is a third Joe Camel and a third Fonzerelli.

TO THE EXTREEEEME!!!!

I dont think this movie was meant to be seen. I wish some marines would make this doggy really fucking dead, but its probably hard to kill boneless rapping evil eyed dogs, sadly...

How can you respond to a thing like that? There is literally no reasonable response to that thing.

I thought this was the was the SNL cartoon short. WHY DOES THIS ACTUALLY EXIST!?!?!

I just keep thinking what an upsetting thing this would be to see on any kind of drug, but then I realize what an extremely upsetting thing it was to see sober.

JESUS GOD HIS EYES!

I think they hired 4 animators to work on this and only paid one of them. That's the only reason I can explain for the characters that seem to be almost well drawn one second and then skip 190 frames the next

It's just, it's just so sudden. You can't prepare for it.

...the hell? This is a real cartoon? Nothing syncs and they just use random frames!

5 for titanic shittiness.

Did they draw these characters, or did they just send some public domain tattoo flash overseas and have it animated?

Who makes these fucking things?

I've sat through Nukie so many times, I have most of the script memorized...own too many low-budget Disney ripoff movies, and at one point, shuddered through Peppermint Park and (I am ashamed to admit this) I once owned and have watched American Flatulators, but this...

...this cartoon is the worst movie I have ever seen, ever. The credits are like, half an hour long...there's the random dog who drops a totally phat random rap in the middle of the movie for no reason (as shown here, natch) and the frame rate is lower than the number of fingers on your old shop teacher's right hand.

It's awe-inspiring. Makes a great birthday gift.

Slowpoke Rodriguez?

This was originally not in English, right? I almost thought they were dubbing in a rap for some arbitrary reason I could not comprehend, and then it quickly became apparent that the rap (or a song of some sort, anyway) was present in the ORIGINAL

and then I just started clutching my head to keep my brain from jumping out

Who did this, where are they now, and who wants to help me punish them?

Are you sure this isn't just a wacky joke redub?

Even a child would be embarassed to sit through this.

Months later, I'm still boggled by the fact this exists.

I hate that there are greedy tasteless people out there who believe that kids will watch anything, so they'll make anything. I hate it even more that this is mostly true.

This is too evil even for me.

"If it hadn't been for you, I would now be in someone else's digestive."

That is one hell of a transition into a rap about PARTY TIME.

I
Am
God

Oh, Italy.

No seriously.

what the fuck was that.

....!

This made me feel bad.

+5 for totally justifying the Second Amendment. What if the producers showed up on your doorstep?

fffffffffffuck

This just destroyed my psyche. Shattered it to pieces.

And then they all died.

I am alive I have lived to this day, for I have seen the face of God, and I have emerged a new man.

I don't understand how anyone at any point in time could have felt this movie needed to exist.

This is the Prose Edda of cheap childrens' animation.

This is the cartoon equivalent of an airbrushed taz shirt.

I should not have waited so long to watch this because this means that my suffering will only last longer.

Sometimes I'm really glad i moved away from animation and did an MA in Anthropology, and this is one of those times.

Feeling fine? Then it's party time!

This is almost as bad as Kathie Lee's Hip Hop Christmas.

. . . . . ALMOST.

Stick with me. You're going to like what you find.

There is no justification for this.

Only child porn is more reprehensible.

Fun fact: this song is not in the original cut of this movie, but was dubbed and re-edited in for the English-language distribution DVD. This was not strictly necessary since the original rap was also in English (as was the rest of the dialogue).

Which means that whoever was in charge of overseas distribution felt that this song was an IMPROVEMENT.

Potatoes should not be made of soap.

Do you HEAR ME??

Why does this exist?

Still one of the worst (and thereby best) videos on this site.

"OK, Smith, your assignment is to write a rap song for an animated children's movie. As usual, you need to do this without any context or any hint as to what the song is going to be about. You have ten minutes."