|Caminante Nocturno |
This got five stars the second I saw K. Gordon Murray's name. The horror that followed only helped that decision.
|wtf japan |
5 because "Gordon Murray" was the name of my 5th grade social studies teacher who got party-vanned during class for running a child pornography ring, and this is precisely the sort of thing he would have shown us.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
A lot of these scenes look like the setup to a killing spree. (which would have made this tolerable and less horrifying)
Wolf expressing his feelings of pent up rage and frustration at being stuck at that job for years wile Santa Claus just laughs, laughs.
Looks like Santa needs to attend a workplace sensitivity seminar.
Needs a kiddie matinee tag.
"Hey, what's that skunk doing to the north pole?"
The close-up of the skunk's terrifying face fived it and then some. I refuse to believe there were ever little children who would have responded to this film with laughter instead of shrieking, screaming, and soiling themselves.
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