It is now my life's purpose to whip someone's ass so hard he can literally, LITERALLY, write it off on his taxes. Not figuratively, as some of you might imagine. Also, any movie with Bodie in it is instantly awesome. QED.
Once a friend of mine and I wanted to see Planet of the Apes but it was sold out so we bought tickets to Pootie Tang but went into theater showing Planet of the Apes anyway. There isn't a day that goes by that I don't regret that decision.