I've always fucking loved these ads. The best part is when they draw those teeny circles and point out the things like "metabolic waste" and "Heavy Metals." Also, those "Lab Results" are golden.
So can you get into any legal trouble for selling useless bullshit products as long as you put tiny disclaimers on the bottom of the ad?
This is fucking depressing all around.
|Big Muddy |
Finally! Something to treat my parasitic chemical cellulite!
|wtf japan |
Ah, trees. We're not so different after all.
But if you're lying down, shouldn't you put them on your ass cheeks?
|Caminante Nocturno |
"Are you poisoning yourself with the food, water, and air we breathe?"
I don't think I've ever inhaled a lungful of hot dogs and soda. Other than that, it's great to see Quentin Tarantino branch out into bullshit infomercials.
My uncle was utterly convinced that this was the real deal based solely on this ad and was willing to get into a screaming argument about it. I don't know whether to weep for humanity or invest in this company...
|Walt Henderson |
I think they mean "ancient Japanese secret to dirty feet."
finally, somebody submitted this.
BECAUSE HUMANS ARE JUST LIKE TREES. Except for that whole thing where we're animals, and trees are plants, and we diverged around 350 million years ago.
"Beware of cheap imitations."
I also really enjoy that they made a spin-off product. Anyone else seen the Kinoki Eye Patch yet?
|Menudo con queso |
Anybody know what the 3 Chinese characters say? The first one is "wood", I think.
Oh, I was supposed to put those on my feet? I've been putting them on my penis!
BTW, I like the real life testimonials:
"Wow. That's all I can say. Wow."
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
This could fit into an SNL show.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Classic Dumb-People Scam.
Also: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
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