Yep. You're right.

Oh, Christmas Monkey! What kind of mischief will you get into next?



I'm guessing it will involve biting people.

I don't think they'll have too much time finding this man. Unless he kills and buries his monkey. But then it might come back like in that movie where the cursed money thing keeps coming back and causing people to die.

Slow news days are the best kind of news days.

People have not been able to find him? Have they asked the guy with the monkey on a leash? Also, the only picture your TV station has of a monkey, is one in a santa robe, you're in for quality newscasting.

See, they're never going to catch the guy. Because of this report, everyone is going to be on the lookout for a monkey in a Santa suit. Non-Santa monkeys will be ignored.

Christmas Monkey, you done stoled my heart.

Santa Monkey Reclines

You may remember this from "Christmas Ape Goes to Jail."

ya better not pout you better not cry, you better not pet I'm tellin you why

Don't touch my monkey! Don't love him! Now is not the time when we dance!

Mr. Bonker's Holiday Special

Jesus, what sort of moron pets a monkey on a strangers' back?