I had no idea "Sweet Sixteen" was a sports term before seeing this clip and I was going to make some sort of retarded joke about birthday parties not being a sport and so on.
Of course, that is secondary to seeing nerd-jocks running aroudn with broomsticks between their legs. And what's with the "snitch" having a tail?
There's just so much stupid unnecessary shit thrown into this game, the brooms, the capes, the shorts, the stupid terminology. If this was distanced from Harry Potter (jesus christ you're a grown man with a broom between his legs pretending he can fly), it could actually be a fairly legitimate sport.