That's what the Siamese cat breed standard is supposed to be these days, IIRC-- long slim greyhound-like bodies and narrow heads with Romanesque noses.
4 stars 'cause I'd seen it elsewhere and TinManic isn't bringing his usual level of whiny butthurt.
Ha ha, very funny. If you must know this cat's hindquarters are stuck in the carrier, that's why it is bitching and not moving. Earmites have nothing to do with it, although it is possible they conspired to trap the poor kitty's legs in the carrier via some sort of lilliputian earmite device, thus rendering poor moggie unable to escape from their untender mercies.
+3 stars for reactive cat dialogue
-1 star general cat deduction
-1 star for ridiculous spoiled cat habitat
+2 stars for imagining that the lady looks like helena bonham carter
+1 star Cheeky clause
-1 star cat allergies
Most of this woman's videos consist of her asking this cat to come in, while whines at her after everything she says. Judging from the videos, this cat apparently never goes inside. And he is cheeky.