Caminante Nocturno Some unspeakable cosmic horror of a size beyond petty human imagining descended from the stars and sat on the Earth. Then it just dumped some extra ice on the Poles and hoped nobody would notice.
Desidiosus And no one did because it was the seventies.
fluffy I'm not sure where the maritan comes into this.
Xenocide Oh, good, they gave them a wacky alien dog. I was worried there for a second.
dead_cat They seem very certain that people will approve of this.