Holy shit that is a blast from the past, indeed. There was a time where it was almost IMPOSSIBLE to not have at least one piece of clothing or other merchandise with Rude Dog on it. The whole Rude Dog thing was so utterly 90s...
We had T & C cocksucking Surf Design, the video game, for NES. And a sequel. If we'd given Dr. Frankenstein that much leeway to continue bad ideas after they've already led to tragedy, NATO would have a golem army stationed in western Europe right now.
Wikipedia tells me one of the characters in this was played by Dave Coulier doing a southern accent. Please let there be a clip.