|Caminante Nocturno |
They want you to get them in the sack.
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
We need more of these: "Happy Ness," et cetera. I think it's sort of the "Smurfs" formula, which is really the "Seven Dwarves" formula. OH LOOK BEINGS EACH WITH A SINGLE OVERRIDING CHARACTERISTIC AHOY
There was a trend in the early 80s where toy and greeting card corporations found they could make big $$$ through licensing. Then they discovered that it was even more profitable if they created the licensed property themselves. Hence, Strawberry Shortcake, Care Bears, Getalong Gang, Madballs, My Pet Monster, Shirt Tales, Charmkins, Rainbow Brite, My Little Pony, etc. ad nauseum
To avoid board clutter I wanted to get all of these under one heading, but the multi-part was broken. :-(
Me and my sister had a couple of these things when we were very young. I feel very dirty.
The only good things to come out of Popples was Softimus Prime and Slumblebee twenty years later.
once, when i was fifteen, deflowered my sister's popple. being the dainty creature that i am i threw it out rather than wash it. she was old enough that she didn't even miss it.
now you tell me your popple story.
When I was in Cancun a few years ago, I got a Popple drunk and date raped it in the filthy bathroom of a nightclub. Then I took its wallet and passport while it was sobbing in one of the stalls.
These are way uglier than I remembered them.
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