I guess the rules of horror movies also apply to Archie comics characters.

The line of identical hopping things at -0:29 are terrifying. They're not what I would call kookie guys.

Disco. Ball. Planets.

That is possibly the worst designed animal companion ever.

HORRIBLE CARTOON WEEK ENDS WHEN WE SAY HORRIBLE CARTOON WEEK ENDS

(or when there are no more horrible cartoons to highlight. Oof. Perhaps "Horrible cartoon biennial" would be more appropriate?)

I used to watch this and once I had a dream where I was Alexander the manager. I wasn't too young to know that this was lame.

This show was the blaxploitation film of 70's Hanna-Barbera cartoons.

nice dildo-ship.

That's some pretty amazing technology for 1972. Not only does the rocket have infinite fuel, it can travel to solar systems millions of light years away. And the initial launch is caused by accidentally pulling a random lever.

So the best formula for a new cartoon they could think of was "Old cartoon + 'in outer space.' "

I'm seriously tempted to write a Pussy Cat Dolls cartoon with Elton John as their manager, X-Men's Rogue, Heathcliff, and Wicket in the Heart of Gold flying around to Gangster and Cowboy planets.

I could make millions.

She wiped her face with the terrycloth alien.

Every concept ever needs to have "in outer space!" tagged at the end of its title the instant its popularity begins to wane in the slightest.

If it's something like Star Trek, then convince the viewers that they're even MORE in outer space now.

Is that a proto-mad monarch at 0:29?