Cloverfield: the Redneck Edition.
Needs Alfred Hitchcock tag.
No, needs Alfred Shitcock tag.
What an ass. The goose was obviously trying to help the dog get rid of its ear mites.
As a Canadian, I will tell you that Canada Geese are badass, and ready to FUCK YOU UP!
As a child in semi-rural Wisconsin with a swamp in her backyard, I vividly remember being chased by broody Canadian geese...
Those bastards bruised me up good with bites and wing-buffets.
5 for goose strangling! I fucking hate geese.
I dunno for certain but, if that were me, after about the fifth time of throwing the goose out of the boat I might have ended up having a highly goosey dinner.
I was incredibly impressed and relieved that the guy didn't kill that goose.
|Albuquerque Halsey |
dumb, useless, adorable Goldie
This is the most badass goose ever. Do not fuck with it.
|Gamara II |
-1 star for not breaking the goose's neck or drowning it or throwing it into the propeller once he had a hold on its neck. Seriously, geese are fucking evil, and that one in particular.
On a side note, this was totally like the scene at the end of "Aguerre the Wrath of God" when Klaus Kinski grabs the monkey on the raft and it shits itself. Except, this man is no Klaus Kinski.
I can appreciate not wanting to kill it, but only a stupid person would blame the guy if he throttled the little bastard to death.
Every time he chucks the goose back into the water it looks like some kind of old FPS. Which begs the question: why isn't the Canadian goose the default melee weapon for more first-person shooters?
|Spastic Avenger |
The goose remembers being 20 foot tall and having teeth resembling masochistic dildos.
yeah most Canadian Geese are assholes who'll fuck you up for looking at them funny. thats why i prefer the beaver over them as a national animal
|Lies, lies, LIES! |
You and your dog got your asses handed to you by a goose.
Canadian geese are horrible animals and we hate them. We hate them when they're here. When they're messing shit up in some other country, we all cheer.
An angry, hissing shit factory is not without honour, save in his own country.
I like how the goose was all like "I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!!!" when it realized the guy was super pissed.
that goose is every which way but loose, if you catch my drift.
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