Chuck Norris as Forest Warrior

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Comment count is 12

Caminante Nocturno

- 2008-05-12

This Bravestarr movie isn't faithful to the original source. Why is he beating up a bunch of guys just trying to make a living?

baleen

- 2008-05-12

This isn't very Republican of him.
Does he actually read the scripts before they shoot or do they just stand by the camera with cue cards?

Also, "lowest of lows" or "best fucking movie ever made?" Maybe change the description.

Camonk

- 2008-05-12

Nah, cause at the end he learns that spotted owls are gay and that it's way more important for Americans to have two story homes and redwood decks than to have stupid ol' spotted owls.

Cleaner82 - 2008-05-30

Beating the shit out of the working class while they come back for more? That's as Republican as you get.

anvill

- 2008-05-12

Chuck Norris IS Forest Whitaker. Wait, Warrior? Oh. Never mind.

baleen - 2008-05-12

That would be an amazing twist on Being John Malkovich.
That would be a really great movie.

wtf japan

- 2008-05-12

Half Scotch-Irish. Half Native American. All drunk.

Cleaner82

- 2008-05-12

Die evil lumberjacks!!! How dare you cut down trees!

Killer Joe

- 2008-05-12

"OooooooIIYAaaa...!"

StanleyPain

- 2008-05-12

I thought this was a TV series. Regardless, I've seen what I *thought* was a pilot movie. The movie has it's great moments, but it's largely very boring. The sub 1st-gen morphing effects on Norris as he changes into bears and eagles is great, though.

Rodents of Unusual Size

- 2008-05-14

I really would love to watch this in a theater full of Native American folk just for the reactions.

Blackbetta

- 2008-05-28

Did Chuck Norris turn into a bear ... or do bears turn into Chuck Norris?

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