This child has ruined his life in the most comedic way possible.
Call yourself bumpety-boo you little rat.
|wtf japan |
Needs a Kenneth Parcell tag.
Make sure to check out the comments though. 8th to 10th graders are OUTRAGED! Oh, and they get fucked up all the time and LOVE IT! Not just on alcohol, either!
at first I was thinking "what kind of third graders are having a kegger?" and then he said eighth grade. Wow.
Also, "bye guyths!"
THEY WILL LEARN THEIR LESSON AND NEVER PARTAKE AGAIN. Hahahahahahahaha jesus kid. STUCK IN A REAL PICKLE. Is this real?
|Frank Rizzo |
Luckily I have imbued their spirited beverages with iocane powder--
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I really have to wonder about all these kids who thousands of people wind up laughing at. Are they going to get recognized as adults for being tools? I mean, usually when someone is this...um...sheltered, it usually is something they can shake off when they adopt new beliefs. If he ever comes around, he's going to have to deal with this as a permanent reminder of how brainwashed he was.
Either that, or he'll just get the surgery. I opt for the latter.
it was kids like him that made me start drinking in the 8th grade
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Also, needs a "Martin Prince" tag.
|Frank Rizzo |
Yeah, this stinks greatly of shenanigans. S'a shame too.
Good God. We can just call him bum-pety boo, only we elect not to. Kid needs to learn to sit still. Kid needs to learn not to be a twit.
Holy shit, did this kid just lisp out some Othello?
Needs a "never going to lose virginity" tag. And a "future president of the Equation of the Week Club" tag.
Whoever's writing this kid's material is doing a nice job of it.
|Billy the Poet |
In the last reel she learns to put on makeup and a dress and gets the quarterback.
I am almost certain he/she is reading cue cards off camera.
Cue cards held by dear mum.
If that doesn't constitute child abuse, I don't know what does.
heres to hoping this kid is covered head to toe in tattoos and obsessively strait edge by the time his 18.
oh geez, a few spelling mistakes in that sentence.
|Torture the Artist |
Guys, I really don't want to ruin your fun, but...
I don't think this BumpityBoo fellow is quite on the level.
I HEARD THAT THE COOL KIDS ARE GOING TO HAVE FUN. THEY MUST BE STOPPED!
I can't imagine why he's not invited to the party.
Wow... The cool and witty POE community has just been played by some tween of dubious gender and sexuality.
(I think he's being sarcastic, guys.)
|Doctor Arcane |
Uh. He's not serious people.
This kid looks (and sounds to a certain extent) like Shane -- the youngest kid on Weeds.
I can't see it being real, but something still keeps my disbelief suspended...
He keeps a tooth care kit in his locker...
|Sean Robinson |
This pansexual libertween first dropped tabs at 8.
Unfortunately, even though he is kidding, kids at school still think he is a theatre fag.
It's the theater fag aspect that has me worried.
This is obviously a little show he's putting on for the big internet, but it can only spell disaster for his development as a human being, unless he goes Amish.
He totally popped his monocle.
Oh come on, you morons! This shit is an obvious fake from the get-go.
I'm pretty sure this is satire...
Wait, a man who puts an enemy in his mouth? What?
I bet that door locks from the outside.
Greatest Youtube troll ever.
8th grade is going to be rough. He may need a drink afterwards.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
This kid is trolling the right way. I was suckered for a bit too.
From yt profile: I also appreciate the wonders of elves and elfs (yes, there is a difference to be explained in a later Vlog) and I believe in the important role they will play in the future of society.
Just too much!
|Goethe and ernie |
It's entirely appropriate that young Bump-ity Boo referred here to the bard, especially when one considers that his dilemma of "tell on them" (and have them "all get in trouble") or "just sit here and do nothing" (and "watch them get drunk and get in trouble") is almost Hamlet-esque in its moral complexity.
Whether 'tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of getting your ass kicked by the rest of the class, eh little buddy?
Jesus, what a disaster. Open your eyes, stop rolling your head around, and for god's sake, look directly at the fucking camera--we can see you, you're not talking to a tape recorder.
|Midnight Man |
I MUST AGREE WITH MISTER SHAKESPEARE
Christ, what a fag.
He likes extra tight trousers apparently. His mother got them for him. Some kids yanked them down and this made him sad.
Any followup on the peer advice he received?
|Banal Intercourse |
Is there a name for the flavor of Autism you have when you can't make eye contact with a video recorder or web cam?
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