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Desc:The cool kids are going to have a drinking party!
Category:Horror
Tags:Moral Kid, drinking party, Kenneth Parcel, BUMP-ity boo, permavirgin
Submitted:fermun
Date:05/08/08
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baleen

This child has ruined his life in the most comedic way possible.
Cleaner82
Call yourself bumpety-boo you little rat.
wtf japan
Needs a Kenneth Parcell tag.

Make sure to check out the comments though. 8th to 10th graders are OUTRAGED! Oh, and they get fucked up all the time and LOVE IT! Not just on alcohol, either!
dr_rock
at first I was thinking "what kind of third graders are having a kegger?" and then he said eighth grade. Wow.

Also, "bye guyths!"
theSnake
THEY WILL LEARN THEIR LESSON AND NEVER PARTAKE AGAIN. Hahahahahahahaha jesus kid. STUCK IN A REAL PICKLE. Is this real?
Frank Rizzo
INCONCIEVABLE!!!!
Cleaner82
Luckily I have imbued their spirited beverages with iocane powder--


Rodents of Unusual Size
Oh WOW.

I really have to wonder about all these kids who thousands of people wind up laughing at. Are they going to get recognized as adults for being tools? I mean, usually when someone is this...um...sheltered, it usually is something they can shake off when they adopt new beliefs. If he ever comes around, he's going to have to deal with this as a permanent reminder of how brainwashed he was.

Either that, or he'll just get the surgery. I opt for the latter.
CornOnTheCabre
it was kids like him that made me start drinking in the 8th grade
Rodents of Unusual Size
Also, needs a "Martin Prince" tag.
Frank Rizzo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuYsTF99xtI&feature=related
Cleaner82
Yeah, this stinks greatly of shenanigans. S'a shame too.

Repomancer
Good God. We can just call him bum-pety boo, only we elect not to. Kid needs to learn to sit still. Kid needs to learn not to be a twit.
gnpaaron
that man should put an enemy in his mouth

NoCode
Holy shit, did this kid just lisp out some Othello?

Needs a "never going to lose virginity" tag. And a "future president of the Equation of the Week Club" tag.
anvill
Whoever's writing this kid's material is doing a nice job of it.
Billy the Poet
In the last reel she learns to put on makeup and a dress and gets the quarterback.
rustedmutt
I am almost certain he/she is reading cue cards off camera.

Cue cards held by dear mum.
CornOnTheCabre
If that doesn't constitute child abuse, I don't know what does.

Dinky Patterson
Cue cards held by his next door neighbor Daxflame.

KJS
heres to hoping this kid is covered head to toe in tattoos and obsessively strait edge by the time his 18.
KJS
oh geez, a few spelling mistakes in that sentence.
Torture the Artist
Guys, I really don't want to ruin your fun, but...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhmdQA4pSiY

I don't think this BumpityBoo fellow is quite on the level.
Xenocide
I HEARD THAT THE COOL KIDS ARE GOING TO HAVE FUN. THEY MUST BE STOPPED!

I can't imagine why he's not invited to the party.
SenilePlacebo
Wow... The cool and witty POE community has just been played by some tween of dubious gender and sexuality.

(I think he's being sarcastic, guys.)
Doctor Arcane
Uh. He's not serious people.
Smellvin
This kid looks (and sounds to a certain extent) like Shane -- the youngest kid on Weeds.
Pie Boy
I was trying to place him.

DerangedGoblin
I can't see it being real, but something still keeps my disbelief suspended...

He keeps a tooth care kit in his locker...
Rev. Blackson Pollock
This can't be real. Any parent who would so deeply ingrain thoughts and beliefs like this in a 13 or 14 year old would never risk the hold they have on him by putting him in any sort of school system they themselves couldn't closely monitor and control. That means homeschooling therefore there would be no "cool kids" whose drinking plans he could be concerned over.

The only question now is whether or not he's a pawn in this chain of videos or it's twisted little king.

Sean Robinson
This pansexual libertween first dropped tabs at 8.

Unfortunately, even though he is kidding, kids at school still think he is a theatre fag.
baleen

It's the theater fag aspect that has me worried.
This is obviously a little show he's putting on for the big internet, but it can only spell disaster for his development as a human being, unless he goes Amish.

yoyo1
He totally popped his monocle.
DopeFiend
Oh come on, you morons! This shit is an obvious fake from the get-go.
BongoFury
I'm pretty sure this is satire...
oogaBooga
Wait, a man who puts an enemy in his mouth? What?
Hooker
I bet that door locks from the outside.
oogaBooga
aaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaa

DMKA
Greatest Youtube troll ever.
phalsebob
8th grade is going to be rough. He may need a drink afterwards.
j lzrd / swift idiot
This kid is trolling the right way. I was suckered for a bit too.
foopants
From yt profile: I also appreciate the wonders of elves and elfs (yes, there is a difference to be explained in a later Vlog) and I believe in the important role they will play in the future of society.

Just too much!
Goethe and ernie
It's entirely appropriate that young Bump-ity Boo referred here to the bard, especially when one considers that his dilemma of "tell on them" (and have them "all get in trouble") or "just sit here and do nothing" (and "watch them get drunk and get in trouble") is almost Hamlet-esque in its moral complexity.

Whether 'tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of getting your ass kicked by the rest of the class, eh little buddy?
VorpalGuy
Jesus, what a disaster. Open your eyes, stop rolling your head around, and for god's sake, look directly at the fucking camera--we can see you, you're not talking to a tape recorder.


Midnight Man
I MUST AGREE WITH MISTER SHAKESPEARE
soci-o-path
Christ, what a fag.
soci-o-path
He likes extra tight trousers apparently. His mother got them for him. Some kids yanked them down and this made him sad.

Tameriaen
Any followup on the peer advice he received?
Banal Intercourse
Is there a name for the flavor of Autism you have when you can't make eye contact with a video recorder or web cam?
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