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AUTO FIVE FOR KITTENS
'Bully' is sort of an exaggeration, don't you think?
he blatantly pushed the black cat over for no reason.
Racist kitten + box full of kittens = 5
rats that have evolved cuteness as a means of extorting resources from the species that breeds them.
I'll give a kitty all the food he wants if it sneezes when I press his nose and go 'beep'.
*if he sneezes durr
I will harness kittens for energy to drive my factories. The static energy created by their fur will power my computers. Beep!
You mean squirrels? Ok.
wavering, trembling cats, with pointy tails
Okay this one's kind of boring so it loses a star.
-4 for not turning into a gremlin.
Stripey cat will step on the black cat to climb the corporate ladder.
So the Liverpool football club is branching out into raising kittens now? Also, CUUUUUUTE
Don't know why being helpless and clueless is so cute, but it is. Laws of nature dictate that Stripeys rudeness and ruthlessness make him the only one to survive of the lot.