Yeah, all the family members who didn't approve of scientology.

I'm not really sure what this is supposed to propagate here. It's corny, it's language is too "real life" to be taken seriously, and what a fucking surprise, they're all STRAIGHT. Also, and forgive me for not supplying supporting links to this, wasn't the purpose of marriage more for the sake of land redistribution and status (i.e. marrying off your daughter to a landowner so that you then have entitlement, having your son be arranged to marry family X's daughter for an agreement of cattle)? Sure, with the American middle-class mindset, I'm sure most people don't really associate marriage with that any more, but to make a sweeping claim that marriage is a basic human right doesn't really take into account the world's views on current marriage issues or its history.
Fuck these PSA's so very fucking hard.

It's the kitties that are missing, right? Or people falling down and/or blowing themselves up? I forget.

The dialog is aggressively bland and disingenuous to the point of being contemptuous. If this is what traditional marriage and family are supposed to be, then I fully support the destruction of those traditions by any means necessary.

Honestly, can you imagine having to spend the rest of your life with any one of these yapping assholes?