Demonius, you should've just gone to Mario's Magic Shop. He would've hooked you up with a much better one.

You remember where Mario's is, right? It's in that shopping center where you had that greaseball steal Pee Wee's bike for you.

that secondary neck is bigger then last time.

I like how he has about fifteen seconds of actual points to make and then just repeats them for three and a half minutes.

He has a nice smile.

He's so genuinely troubled over this

Sometimes I think this guy does this stuff on purpose�

What's the point of this invention, exactly? To trick people into thinking you're farting in public? If you want to alienate strangers, why don't you save your money and actually fart in public?

I think it's at 2:30 or so where he says something like "I wanted to take it to work and use it on my employees," implying he's the boss at Big Lots and not a stockboy.