A tiny Canadian man. It makes me depressed that a tiny Canadian man is going to have sex with that person.
are you sure. he sounds canadian to me.
The link to the full scene is in the description.
I watched some of it.
He isn't that tiny.
Hes from Alberta? Whats he doing in America? He should be in
Fort McMurray knee deep in oilsand.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Good thing for her he's a cunning linguist.
|Caminante Nocturno |
So, was the part where he fights and beats up the snake the actual 'porno' part? Because if not, I may have jumped the gun.
The reluctant "ok." at the very end really makes this.
|Maggot Brain |
I know this looks corny but this really will get you laid.
It's good to see a porno protagonist who actually DESERVES getting laid as opposed to delivering a pizza or failing to install someone's cable.
a porno breakthrough moment of film...sex with a snake in the first 5 minutes of the "script"
A breakthrough in adult entertainment.
yeah, she's hot, but I keep thinking "Giraffe" when I look at her
Umm.. Garter Snakes don't get that big.
It's the porn equivalent of the hero's journey
Porno acting meets Ed Wood special effects. Also, we all knew the "not all snakes are dangerous" line was coming.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
So what movie is this?
Wow, he beat every last inch of that snake.
And he roughed up that reptile, too!
i love how he aims his punches right at the snake's spots. It's the little touches.
|a flaming monkey |
It would have made more sense if the snake killed the canadian and then the woman had sex with the snake out of gratitude.
I saw the pun coming (no pun intended) but my god a 10' long garter snake? This is brilliant!
Alienjack beats up a drainpipe while a creepy transsexual watches.
THIS... IS POETV.
This intro was filmed just to make the actual sex look exceptionally good in comparison. After this kind of thing people are relieved to see a 15-minute close up of his balls flapping around.
Canada: Come for the snakes, stay for the awkward sexual advances.
that guy pitched backyard sex like an evangelist pitching christianity at the fourth of july ice cream social
This is the stuff I worry about missing when I hit fast forward.
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