uhg. thanks america for making such poopie so popular. i'm american btw.

Hey my mom likes this kind of stuff and she's awesome.

I laughed at some of these...am I now a bad person?

i don't usually like Leno (or Letterman lately) but this is my favourite bit that he does.

revenge of the disgruntled graphic designer.

Conan's version is obviously better. When was the last time you saw Leno get the giggles over a "dead kid" punchline?

Definitely worth it for the last one.

This is good because it isn't written by his writers.

-1 because he didn't commit suicide with an uzi

This is what justifies this man's accursed existence.

What's especially funny is those once-in-awhile ones where the ad or headline is actually fake. It's not common, but it has been known to happen a few times, and at least once it was a whitehouse.org thing. In fact, I think it was an advertisement for the Landover Baptist Chursh once which said "Accept Jesus and get a cell phone" or whatever.

How sad is it when the funniest bit on your show is reading newspaper typos?

The placeholder text wins this the fourth star.