Ever the professional.
Isn't it supposed to be funny when news anchor people bloop?
I mean. OK, when it turns out they're gonna play a Sting song after this...that was pretty funny. But ya know...
what does that mean!!??? I dont know ENGLISH!! Can't do itt!!! F IT!! I NEED TO THROW SOMETHING!!
The teleprompter isn't telling me what to say. What do you mean that I have to think?!? BWARFELDRYHUMPRAGE!
I'd like to think that sting save was more the work of a quick thinking teleprompter tech than...say...Bill being on the ball.
Yes! I've watched this at least four or five times today, and I've had giggle fits each time.
CBS is trying frantically to get rid of this clip now. Currently viewable here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ9LherFHBE
I especially like how the director just ignores his tantrum
|Caminante Nocturno |
Most of us stopped yelling like that after high school.
MAKE IT GO AWAY
I STILL HEAR OLBERMANN IN MY DREAMS
no longer on youtube. watched it here http://www.2livefools.com/foolsblog/
you'd think he'd have had a heart attack by now.
I blame Sting. Fuckin' Sting.
aolternate link http://gawker.com/5008668/bill-oreilly-meltdown-resurfaces
Worth it for the comment by VirusWithShoes
For the lazy:
"Every night, a naked Bill O'Reilly sits hunched over in a dark and airless closet surrounded by untold numbers of boxes of women's shoes. He opens up a pair of sling-backs, and sniffs them until he almost passes out. When his face is red enough he carefully boxes them away, childlike in his movements, already missing the feel of the leather against his face. Quickly, he then takes a rapidly softening whole cucumber and forces it down his throat, fighting the gag reflex while wanting even more. With tears streaming from his eyes, and his body shaking from the exertion, he mumbles a mantra of self-hatred inaudibly into the darkness and onto the cucumber. After 30 minutes of Bill's Special Alone Time he slowly pulls it out, enjoying the sensation of it moving from his throat, past his tongue and into the dank air of the closet, the smell of the vegetable and his fevered saliva reminding him of the time he fell out the sycamore tree when he was 6 and bumped his head on a rock - the exact moment in his life when everything began to make sense to him.
His voice is reborn.
He stands slowly, awkwardly, his body stiff from holding the same position for too long, though to him - always not long enough. He reaches out to the shoe boxes to help him steady himself. Salty beads of sweat run down his chest, trickles from the pools in his armpits and under his breasts, cooling as rapidly as his innate anger is warming. His penis - an object of disgust to him for so long now - is as hard as it's going to get without chemical help. His toes clench and unclench with a staccato rhythm of their own. He opens the closet door, and looks at the poster of John Wayne hanging on the inside - the man he always wanted to be, but never could be, no matter how much he screams into footwear or chokes himself on cucumbers. Wayne looks back with his dead eyes - a two-dimensional construct of a dream that never was.
Bill's chest hitches, and he starts sobbing. Snot runs down his nose, his mouth opens wide and green stains frame this most silent of screams. He cries for all men, for all America. But mostly, almost exclusively, for himself.
Spent, empty, Bill steps into the shower. Runs it as warm as possible. Until it burns. His tears mix with the water.
His fear, his hatred, his shame - his anger. They all fall down the drain. "
I like how he immediately throws off his jacket when he's done as if he were about to challenge the director to a manly bout of fisticuffs.
To be honest, a title like "Bill O' Reilly goes nuts" tells me less and less these days. But this is still a great clip.
|Dinky Patterson |
Was the cut off of Sting's new album "Fragile"?
How should we know? THERE ARE NO WORDS ON THE TELEPROMPTER!
Doesn't surprise me, still hilarious to watch
who would have ever guessed he had a short fuse?
|Billy Buttsex |
You guys win. The guy's a douche.
This isn't the sort of behavior I would expect from someone involved with Inside Edition, a highly respected news show if there ever was one.
Does anyone not consider him a joke these days?
Bill's target audience is made up of old people who are frightened and angry at how different and unfamiliar the modern world is.
People have said the reason his show's ratings are slowly but consistently dropping is because Fox in general is in decline. I think that's part of it, but mostly because his audiance is dying off. Ten years from now he'll have five viewers, none of whom can correctly name the current year.
Wow, I didn't know that Bill-O auditioned for the role of Michael Scott in "The Office".
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Bill O Reilly always has a reason for being unreasonably angry! Oh yeah!
Bill can't ad-lib.
No wonder Fox hired him as their top sock puppet.
|Princess v2.1 |
Poor baby has such a tough job
A instant classic. I love the part at - 0:43 where he swallows his boiling rage.
Kind of perplexed this is the first time the mainstream media has taken a negative Billo story and ran with it. Is this what it takes?
The closest reality ever got to that MadTV skit where John Madden was hawking a popcorn machine. Oh and Bill, your hair looks like a dangerous and threacherous mountian.
|Spastic Avenger |
How I imagined God to be as a kid.
He is witty and unflappable.
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