Fuck you, Anna.
|Grace Mugabe |
So where's the punchline?
This is so amazing.
Brilliant. Loved the part about asking for the part she got in "Oaklahoma!" so she could sing about being the biggest whore in the west. It's refereshing to see that Teen Angst can be used for good.
|Caminante Nocturno |
My most vivid memory of my school years is a teacher telling me that they were the best years of my life, and me having trouble disguising my desire to punch her in response.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
From hell's heart I stab at thee.
Glad you guys (mostly) liked it. I didn't want it to end up here, but Fluffy dashed my hopes.
That was very well read, though you know that a name change to "The Biggest Whore in the West" is needed now.
Ya know not many here would have pieced it together if you hadn't said anything.
Fee never said not to, and I thought it was too good to not share with the world. <3
2:17 no laughs, had to stop it, sorry
Five stars even though I'm jealous. I never thought to keep a written diary of my teenage crusade against the inappropriately named Serena.
Anna sounds like a real piece of work.
"I'm like Captain Ahab, and she's the white whale"
This makes me wish I'd written something other than shitty songs in high school
Most of what I wrote was typical shitty angst crap. I think I even wrote a few shitty songs, even though I only played the saxophone. It is very hard to sing angst songs while playing the sax.
I had to really comb through the boring rantings about Anna (17 pages spanning 1996 - 1998) to piece together this stuff, but it turned out to be worth it.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Stop staring at Anna's tits.
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