Did you know you can even eat the bones? It's true. The chickens are so atrophied and soaked in grease that the bones are of approximately the same texture as the meat.
Ever since that fateful day when I first tried KFC and ate a drumstick bone WITHOUT NOTICING, I've stayed the hell away from that place. *shudders*

Who is that creepy dandy that I have to visit to eat there??

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The colonel feeds this to his family every night. He makes it ok for white people to love fried chicken.

I'm curious how different KFC from then tasted from KFC now. Actually, I haven't eaten at a KFC in about 12 years so I'm sort of curious how KFC tastes now too.

Consider this commercial from the perspective of the family: Grandpa's talking to the wall again!

It took me several years to realize that the logo is not the Colonel's giant head on a tiny stick figure body.