I will bring you his head and place it on your piano

His borderline Mexican accent really annoys me...

A movie almost too beautiful for this world...

Ever the considerate ones, Fujiyama's henchmen put the head in a large jar so that no blood would stain his white piano. Of course, Fujiyama didn't say anything, but they know he appreciates it when they do things like that for him.

Someone forgot to add periods into their paragraph long sentence.

Also: someone please find the entire movie and post it up.

he speaks fluit japaneees.
if he's the real samurai, then who the hell are you?
"I'm the closest thing to a star in this movie and I get to re-record all of my dialog in a sound box!"

This movie completely lives up to its random parts.