|King of Balls |
Seems like a straightforward enough business venture, but the clothes and music might confuse the demographic.
So easy a caveman could do it.
Watching Stouty McLarpington violate that hood for a full minute made my day.
It may improve your day to know that that guy's the president of the company.
He's totally debating whether he should twirl the sword around with a flourish after he cuts the meat.
For additional sword beardo fun, check the youtube comments for the latest news from the frontlines of the ageless katana-broadsword conflict
comes ready for battle
with a little bit of planning you could probably murder like three people
See his fury as he chops the side of beef?
|Doctor Arcane |
Uh, Cold Steel is a pretty well known knife manufacturer, they also happen to make swords and other shit, but their main business is ka-bar rip offs and such.
|Jeff Fries |
+1 for -0.01
What saddens me the most is that there's enough of a market out there for this adolescent power-trip fantasy for these guys to actually see a ROI on this.
Anyone wearing phone book armor is fucked.
needs demoniusx tag for -0:01
EAT IT, INANIMATE OBJECTS! :: THRUST ::
|Black Napkins |
I bought something from these guys just so I could continue getting the "fat guy cutting meat with a big ass knife to corporate techno music" DVDs.
Unsurprisingly, the knife handles roasts and turkey rather well.
Well of course he has a beard.
Is this the guy who keeps sending Tripp Fisk those letters?
This is actually a dupe believe it or not but it's great.
Hooray! I have a whole DVD of demonstrations from this company. Ah, the things you pick up for free at martial arts conventions. I also got the autograph of the guy who played Sub-Zero in the Mortal Kombat TV series for free!
Soup Nazi was there too, for some reason, selling autographed ladels for $40.
dio - holy diver is god's most perfect soundtrack to this, i suggest you try
It's too bad the video cuts off just before "the vision never diiiiieeeeessss" but the intro to the video and the song synch up pretty nicely.
I stand supremely corrected though. Dokken doesn't hold up.
|Caminante Nocturno |
5 for 'it comes sans scabbard.'
If you're an object don't ever cross me!
this sword doesn't give a fuck
| Register or login To Post a Comment|