Teen-age bastard children learning to drive in glowing driving simulators with robot monkeys as sidekicks. I can't wait for the future!
I haven't cringed that much at a cartoon since the Xtreme-ized Looney Tunes. Two kinds of terrible animation!
|HURF BLURF DUH |
Two! Two! Two horrible animation techniques in one!
|Caminante Nocturno |
Watching this invoked the same feelings as watching someone get blindsided by a truck.
HOLY SHIT. HERE I AM, AN ORPHAN WHO IS REALLY GOOD AT RACING NAMED SPEED RACER JR. I AM SHOCKED TO LEARN THAT SPEED RACER IS MY FATHER.
GOOD THING I HAVE MY FRIENDS, BLACK CHICK, ROBOT MONKEY, AND EXPLOSIVELY GAY GUY TO HELP ME OUT.
Counting the movie, this is the fourth time they've attempted to revive this franchise. Every time, it's failed miserably. Let it die already.
Meanwhile, Exosquad gets canceled =(
Robot. Chim-Chim. I never thought I'd admit this to you people, but I'm SO in love with monkey. He's so kawaii!!!!
Don't judge me!
Look for it on DVD, so you can point to it and say, Never buy me that!
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Is he supposed to look anorexic? And twelve?
I think that we will never see "the middling" or "the ending".
Not even enjoyably bad like the original series or movie
This is horrific. I kept waiting for the splash screen to appear telling me whose YouTube account this is exclusively showing on.
Spritle became the harsh but wise father figure? SPRITLE??
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