|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-05-22 |
The last older woman in this totally reminds me of my deceased grandmother :(
|Xenocide - 2008-05-22 |
WEST VIRGINIA FUN FACTS!
-West Virginia ranks last in the nation for median household income.
-West Virginia is the most uneducated state in the union, in terms of percentage of residents without college degrees.
-West Virginia is almost entirely blue-collar, with little to no creative or white collar industry to speak of.
-West Virginia is fucking old. Its population is among the oldest in the nation, and unlike states like Florida, it's not a case of old people moving in, as much as young people moving out.
-Some say West Virginia is in a decline. This is untrue because you have to have once been good in order to decline.
-West Virginia is where culture goes to die.
-This video contains interviews with all the black people in West Virgina.
-West Virginia knows that the most important qualification for being president is the ability to recite the pledge and sing a song.
-"My daddy would not kick me in my...behind? Okay?"
Nominees for Worst State:
I would also nominate South Carolina for this reason alone: http://christianexodus.org/
I think the fact they chose South Carolina in the first place is enough to prove it's the worst state. Clearly, they wanted some place that was already amenable to their right-wing psycho-Christian views. That and a place with a history of seceding over intensely stupid ideas.
|dueserpenti - 2008-05-22 |
I get so depressed sometimes, knowing these people exist.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-05-22 |
My God, how did this country get like this?
Rodents of Unusual Size
It's because idiots trust people who say they're Christian, and who are raping our nation to death.
And West Virginia loves rape, so it all makes sense.
|DerangedGoblin - 2008-05-22 |
WHY IS THIS MAN NOT FUCKING ARGUING?!
"He is not a Muslim." It's not that hard
"You are severely mentally impaired and should not be allowed to own a vehicle or knives for that matter, never mind fucking vote, and if Obama becomes the nominee and you vote McCain and he tells you all about the turrists like Bush does but worse, I hope you get that god damn heart attack your poor family has been waiting on so they don't have to keep visiting you and hearing your racist and generally intolerant bullshit in this god damn hellhole. Fuck." Sure, that's a little harder, but it's worth it. At least I could have slept knowing he tried. Now I feel like it's my job to travel to West Virginia to try and talk sense into these people. I'll make a documentary about it. It will include my suicide after everything I say visibly goes in one ear and floats from the other, now coated with dust.
Well, for what it's worth, this guy clearly prides himself on being an OBJECTIVE TRUTH TELLING JOURNALIST so it doesn't really behoove him, from that angle, to go in there calling people retarded because they failed to do something as simple as FUCKING LOOK AT A NEWSPAPER.
I figured they'd all be scared because of the Wright thing, that Obama is some kind of closet Black Panther that will take office and immediately seize all white property as part of OMG REPARATIONS, but no. They can't even keep up with the latest conservative scare/smear tactics.
Also, as an aside, I've actually heard the "Obama scares me because he is a Muslim" thing from black people as well, which is actually kind of more embarrassing, really
Objective truth telling needs to stop at a point. If I'm making a documentary about a man who kills children, I'm not gonna just stand and watch him kill it for the sake of being objective.
Except this is worse! These people are going to vote for fucking McCain!
|glendower - 2008-05-22 |
It's videos like this that tempt me to think that democracy will never work. It's amazing how people draw false conclusions about a candidate because he is different. The lady at the end especially pissed me off. Why won't you vote for him? "Because I don't agree." Why don't you come right out and say it? Damn right these people are uneducated.
No matter how uneducated she may be, she knows better than to drop the n-bomb in front of a camera. You saw how they ran down poor old Dog the Bounty Hunter!
|Hooper_X - 2008-05-22 |
Also, this video is screaming out for more POE-centric ironic tags. I strongly suggest "white people" and/or "Frank Rizzo."
chiming in to suggest a "Billy Buttsex" tag
|baleen - 2008-05-22 |
I hope West Virginia does go Republican. Nothing is a bigger blight on the Democratic Party than a West Virginia good old boy.
|Senator_Unger - 2008-05-22 |
West Virginia is actually a very beautiful state, which is ironic considering how ugly the people are that live there and no, I'm not referring to their physical looks either.
The fact that West Virginia is populated by the people of West Virginia is, in fact, what earned it the qualifier "Almost Heaven."
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-05-22 |
I don't think any clip has said America! more to me lately than this clip.
|RomancingTrain - 2008-05-23 |
I had a bisexual biology teacher from West Virginia in high school. There probably aren't a lot of gay people in that state.
|phalsebob - 2008-07-09 |
Why can't these fucking people formulate one single argument in a non-mumbled and crazy format. Fuck, even saying "Obama is a Muslim because Hannity told me so" is conceivable place to start.
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